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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9247 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 460 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!
join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.
but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!
so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
