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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2669 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.