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Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun

sexual health, boom, UK healthcare, natural methods, abortion

So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!

But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.

WonderWelt

PvP, Survival, Minecraft server Survival Creative Jump’n’Run BedWars SkyBlock Economy BTC Adventure Multiplayer Minigames PvP Roleplay Mods Building Exploration Community Quests Villagers Redstone, Economy, MCMMO

WonderWelt [1.8 – 1.21+] is a dynamic Minecraft network packed with exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, Jump’n’Run, BedWars, and SkyBlock. Play your way and earn BTC in our unique economy, where every minute online rewards you with in-game money to trade and grow your adventure.

Whether you’

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SoftSlayer

Contests, rules, Discord, Parkour, Shops

About Us	Features	Rules
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.	Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! Death Valley: Custom PvP arena with stronger mobs and loot chests Library full of books written by players since 2012 Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and more!	We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where players can relax and be themselves.

FAQ

How long has SoftSlayer been around?

SoftSlayer has been around for over 13 years, established in June 2011.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is softslayer.com

How many players are usually online?

The average number of players online ranges from 15 to 35.

Are there any map resets?

No, the map has been live since June 2023 with no resets.

Are there any P2W perks?

No, there are no P2W perks on SoftSlayer.

What are the rules on SoftSlayer?

The main rules are no griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others.

How can I join SoftSlayer?

You can join SoftSlayer by applying in our Discord. The application process is simple and helps us gauge if you would be a good fit for the community.

Whispering Woods 1.21

virtual reality, live streams, tingles, discussion, asmr

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of ASMR tingles and English-speaking Vtubers!

Experience the soothing sounds of block placing and mob slaying while listening to Vtubers whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

Get lost in the virtual world of relaxation and entertainment as you build, explore, and chill with fellow players who share your love for ASMR content.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to immerse yourself in this unique Minecraft server that will tickle your senses and leave you wanting more.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the ultimate combination of gaming and ASMR!

RedstoneFlow Minecraft Server

menstrual health, menstrual cup maintenance, Server, Minecraft, menstrual products

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of drama – menstrual cup drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of players fighting over who gets to use the designated pot to boil their menstrual cups in. Will there be alliances formed? Betrayals? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual menstrual cup cleaning like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky? Join now and be a part of the madness!

BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL

work-life balance, work, Boss, Retail, disconnect

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama just like this player escaped noticing their boss was gone for two weeks! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and hilarious misunderstandings.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Our bosses are so chill, you might not even realize they’re there! 2. Build your dream world without worrying about real-life responsibilities. 3. Get lost in the game and forget about your real job, just like this player did. 4. No need to worry about disconnecting from reality, because in our server, anything goes!

So come join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even forget your boss’s name too!

RedditUserMC SMP

username ideas, online identity, username creation, original, Brainstorming

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who gives out quests for rare loot, like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, we have a whole village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for the most random stuff, like a stack of dirt for a shiny new helmet. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon race, where the winner gets a pet dragon egg to hatch and ride into battle. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bedrock Banter

bedrock, banter, blocky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, players have reported hearing the most hilarious and outrageous things during sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure while you’re at it! So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

ArabianUraniumCraft

uranium exports, Saudi Arabian government, energy policy, ArabianUraniumCraft, uranium production

LOL SO BASICALLY THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE SAUDI ARABIA BUT WITH URANIUM AND STUFF. JOIN US FOR SOME NUCLEAR FUN AND EXPLOSIONS! OUR ENERGY MINISTER IS A CREEPER EXPERT SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE RADIOACTIVE ORES? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A NUCLEAR POWERHOUSE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD. LET’S GET THIS FISSION PARTY STARTED!

MilCraft Network

Competition, challenge, action, Minecraft, Adventure

Welcome to Milcraft – Your Ultimate PvP Adventure!

Immerse yourself in the exciting experience of Milcraft, a network of Minecraft servers designed for lovers of PvP and unbridled action. On our server, the adrenaline never stops and the competition is at an all-time high. Are you ready for the challenge?

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