TimeWarp SMP: Back to LOLz!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6997	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Emeralds Found:	2618

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join us on this wacky server where you can go back in time to witness epic battles, explore ancient civilizations, or even prank your past self! Want to see dinosaurs up close or party with cavemen? This is the place for you! So hop on board our time-traveling rollercoaster and join us for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

HateEatingBroccoli

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Crops Grown:	6858	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement and adventure! Join us if you hate broccoli because we’ve banished all broccoli from our virtual world – no more pesky green trees to ruin your view! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who are always up for a good time. So come on down and join us for a potato party like no other!

HezbollahCraft: Trojan Horse Raid

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: a server where u can ride on flying pigs, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle giant chickens with laser eyes!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!

why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!

so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!

Depressed Craft: Immune Edition

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	New Chunks Explored:	427235
Crops Grown:	2167	Royal Courts Attended:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle depression with immune system activation!! we got all the anti-inflammatories you need to kick those sad vibes to the curb and start building your way to happiness!! our players have reported feeling 100% better after just one session of fighting off those pesky inflammation mobs. don’t let standard antidepressants bring you down, join us and let’s kick depression’s butt together!!

Helios: The Yawn – Where you can pretend to be someone else with mods, plugins, and Greek mythology…if you’re not too tired

Age Progression, Architecture, Balanced Economy, Curseforge, Gods, Greek, Helios, Infrastructure, join Discord, MCMMO, Minecolonies, Modded, Modpack, Mods, mythology…if, Nations, player-engagement, Plugins, PRETEND, Pyrofishing, RAM, Serene Seasons, SiegeWar(s), Space Travel, Supplementaries, Technology, tired, Towns, voice chat, yawn, Youre

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Ores Mined:	1568
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Helios Minecraft Server Overview

Your favorite Plugins	Mixed with your favorite Mods
McMMO	MineColonies
Towny	Serene Seasons
PyroFishing	Voice Chat
SiegeWar(s)	Supplementaries
Balanced Economy

This server offers a roleplay-based Age Progression system where different Ages influence gameplay, technology, and environment. Players can influence how these Ages unfold and the server emphasizes player engagement through building, surviving, and creating governments.

Join our Discord for more information: Link to Discord

Direct Modpack link: Link to Modpack

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What makes Helios different from other Minecraft servers?	Helios combines mods and plugins to offer a unique gameplay experience, with a focus on player engagement and a roleplay-based Age Progression system.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord for more information on how to join the server. No IP address is required, but it is recommended to allocate 4GB of RAM.
What are some key features of the server?	Key features include McMMO, Towny, PyroFishing, balanced economy, MineColonies, Serene Seasons, Voice Chat, and more.

Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8449	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	8589

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Say Thank You Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Dragon Eggs Found:	6194
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama saddle, and every full moon we host a dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to always say thank you, because you never know when a friendly creeper might be listening.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this Reddit post? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this husband’s questionable decision-making skills.

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can road trip with your friends, fly postpartum, or even leave your partner behind to attend a big adult party! Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of making questionable decisions and facing the consequences, just like the characters in this Reddit post. Join our server now and see if you’re the real AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!

StepdadlessCraft

adoption, blended family, communication in families, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family roles, family unity, father daughter relationship, father figure, father-daughter bond, Father’s Day, Fatherhood, hurt feelings, importance of father figures, parent-child relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, StepdadlessCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	981264	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic? Look no further! Join our server where you can choose between your real dad, stepdad, or even a random uncle as the most important male figure in your life.

Experience the drama as your stepdad tries to win your affection by offering to adopt you, only to be rejected. Watch as he struggles to be a second father figure while you continue to treat him like your mom’s husband.

Celebrate Father’s Day by not getting him a card or gift, because who needs a stepdad anyway? Explore the awkwardness of family dynamics in a virtual world like never before. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft server!

ToxicCraft: FriendZoned

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of toxic friendships in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to toxic friends forever! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never betray you or steal your diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky real-life friendships. So why stay in toxic friendships when you can join our server and make lifelong virtual pals instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun!

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