ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

Karlsson’s Mildly Peculiar Java-licious Season 3 Whitelisted Server

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karlssonSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/minecraft-server-lobby/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District: Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border: Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets: Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
Location: Europe
Current Version: 1.21

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

Abomination, Absurd, capitalism, consumerism, corporate power, CraftyCapitalism, economic inequality, economic system, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, INEQUALITY, infinite growth, Minecraft, Natural, profit-driven, Server, social injustice, societal structure, unsustainable, unsustainable practices, wealth gap

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP

achievement, athletes, celebration, Champions, Competition, competition rules, eligibility, Excellence, gold medal countries, medal chads, Medalchads, Minecraft, Mining, national pride, olympics, Participation, podium, pride, smp, Sportsmanship, Thread, TOP 5, Victory, WINNERS

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Only the top 5 gold medal countries are allowed to post in this thread because we only want the best of the best (sorry, silver and bronze countries, maybe next time).

Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.

HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

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Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3648
Villages Defended:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	756577	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Emeralds Found:	4419	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Must-See Zervas Minecraft Servers

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

⚔️ Features:

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

🔒 Server Details:

⏩ How to Join: