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The King of DLT Minecraft SMP, Lord of the Algorithm – Ready to Rule

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Votes:	1005	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is ruled by the one and only King of DLT, who controls the algorithm like a boss. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a carrot and a stick. Join our server and witness his epic speeches that will make you want to kneel before him in awe.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens on a spiritual level. Need a chicken army to take down your enemies? The Chicken Whisperer has got you covered. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep rose up against their human overlords and demanded better wool quality.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a part of the next great Minecraft legend. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Down to Earth Deana Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Animals Bred:	62
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Void Armor Forged:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose between two wild and crazy characters to hang out with!

Deana, the down to earth girl who loves nothing more than a good mining session and a cozy night by the campfire. Or Maddie, the spoiled brat who will stop at nothing to get her hands on the rarest diamonds and emeralds in the game.

Join our server for the chance to team up with one of these lovely ladies and embark on epic adventures filled with drama, romance, and of course, plenty of blocky shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Choose your Minecraft bae and let the fun begin!

Slop Viewing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco club run by Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for enchanted gear.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on the back of a giant slime while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Bau Bau’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	1932
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry wolves dressed in tuxedos! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted apples that give you superpowers. Fly like a bird, shoot fireballs from your fingertips, or even turn invisible and prank your friends. The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Only the strongest will survive and claim the title of PvP champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join BAU BAU now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

”’Anime Flopped Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Meteorites Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	194

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing ever goes according to plan! Join us if you enjoy constant surprises, unexpected twists, and a healthy dose of madness.

Our server is like no other, with players constantly finding themselves in bizarre situations. From accidentally spawning a horde of angry llamas in the middle of a peaceful village to building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves wearing sunglasses. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us and see for yourself what went wrong – in the best possible way!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Animals Bred:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server – it’s like the VIP section of a virtual club! We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas serving you virtual drinks, creeper fireworks shows every night, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Build-A-Block” workshop where you can create your own custom mobs – I swear, I saw someone make a flying pig with laser eyes last week! So, is this ranking accurate? Honey, this server is so lit, it’s off the charts! You better join before the party gets too wild for you to handle!

Friendship Minecraft SMP: How Do You Deal With Your Friends, Family, Acquaintances, Co Workers…

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	717	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a real-life soap opera where everyone is gossiping about you behind your back? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving llamas and diamond pickaxes. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll forget all about those pesky group chat whispers and focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your mad building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and leave the drama llama behind!

Shift World – Season 1 Minecraft server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Shift World – This is a vanilla Minecraft server based on classic and RP survival without griefing and private. We have stable online, high TPS and constant updates!

Server address:

shiftworld.fun

Version:

1.21.1 Java Edition

• The server is available for playing with a pirated version of the game

• PlasmoVoice and EmoteCraft are installed on the server

shiftworld.fun

Trump’s Economy Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9702	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	3550	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of worrying about the economy when you could be worrying about which block to place next on our server? Join us and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is so lit, even Trump is too busy playing Minecraft to worry about the economy. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing crashing is your creativity!

Chuddy Minecraft SMP Vibe

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	574	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens, or getting pranked by our resident prankster who loves to fill your house with llamas.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pumpkin helmet!

So if you’re feeling chuddy and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a server that’s anything but normal. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).