ZeroParentRage Minecraft Servers

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  • ZeroParentRage – Minecraft SMP

    ZeroParentRage – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF. So like, one time this dude let his parents count to 0 and like, the craziest thing happened. His house turned into a giant diamond castle and he got a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And then, like, all the mobs started dancing and singing Justin Bieber songs. It was wild, man.

    But seriously, if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, you gotta join our SMP. We have like, a secret underground base full of enchanted golden carrots and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. And like, every full moon, we have a massive PvP battle where the winner gets a pet unicorn. It’s like, totally insane, bro.

    So yeah, if you’re down for some crazy shenanigans and epic Minecraft moments, you gotta join us. Just remember, don’t let your parents count to 0 unless you’re ready for some next level stuff to go down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MessyCraft Minecraft Server

    MessyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Friend A, Friend B, and their furry friends.

    Friend A brings his well-behaved GSD, while Friend B brings his chaotic black lab and border collie. Will the server survive the fur explosion? Will Friend B learn to clean up after his dogs before it’s too late? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between players over who gets to claim the most flower-filled yards as their own. Watch out for surprise attacks from rogue dogs marking their territory on your carefully crafted builds. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, quite literally!

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such a unique blend of chaos, drama, and furry friends all in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BrosBeforeBabysit

    BrosBeforeBabysit

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any family drama like the one described above! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any worries of your brother wanting to drown your virtual son during bathtime.

    Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without any fear of being yelled at for seeking professional help. We guarantee that no one will question your mental state or tattle on you to your significant other.

    So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyUkraineMC Server

    CraftyUkraineMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, ukraine is like, this totally awesome country, right? and they shouldn’t like, sign up for any deals, even if trump is all like, trying to blackmail them or whatever. like, why would ukraine even want to deal with that drama, amirite?

    so, i was talking to this dude, gabrielius landsbergis, and he was all like, ukraine should totally stand their ground and not let trump push them around. like, ukraine is too cool for that nonsense, they don’t need to be dealing with trump’s shenanigans.

    if ukraine was a minecraft server, they would be like, the coolest server ever. like, they would have all the best mods and the craziest builds. you would totally want to join that server because it would be so lit, you wouldn’t even believe it.

    so yeah, ukraine shouldn’t sign up for any deal, even if trump tries to blackmail them. they should just keep doing their thing and being awesome. join their minecraft server and see for yourself how epic it is. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GazaRivieraCraft

    GazaRivieraCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE CRAZY THAN TRUMP POSTIN A VIDEO OF NETANYAHU SUNBATHIN IN GAZA RIVIERA! U CAN BUILD UR OWN BEACH RESORT AND HAVE SUNBATHIN PARTIES WITH UR FRIENDS! WE ALSO GOT SECRET UNDERWATER TUNNELS LEADING TO A DIAMOND MINE, WHERE U CAN MINE DIAMONDS WHILE DODGIN CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, U WON’T REGRET IT!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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