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ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

aloof, Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a shit, detached, disinterested, Disregard, don’t give a damn, impassive, indifference, indifference towards, indifferent attitude, Minecraft, nonchalant, not caring, Server, unaffected, unbothered, unconcerned, unimpressed, uninterested, Unmoved, ZeroFucks

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Votes:	4903
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!

WeddingCrasherCraft

aita, bachelor party, bachelorette party, behind the scenes, BIL wedding, Bridesmaid, car loan, ceremony, eloped, Etiquette, family, Friends, high paying job, Kids, living expenses, perturbed, pre wedding festivities, reception, ring bearers, student loans, wedding showers, WeddingCrasherCraft, Wife

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, imagine this: you’ve been in the Minecraft family for 23 years, known everyone, hung out, and been friends with your BIL since he was just a wee little block. Your wife gets asked to be a bridesmaid and your kids are asked to be ring bearers. But guess what? You’re not asked to be a part of anything! No worries though, because you’re asked to ensure that everything behind the scenes goes smoothly. You’re basically the backstage manager of this Minecraft wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You’re placed in the back of the venue for the reception, away from your kids and wife who are at a fancy wedding party table. And to top it all off, you’re not invited to any of the pre-wedding festivities – not even the bachelor party! But hey, you’re expected to fork out over $2,300 (USD) for the bachelorette party. And your wife only has $400 left over each month after all her expenses!

Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll experience on our Minecraft server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

WildAttention Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, attention-grabbing tactics, attention-seeking adventures, attention-seeking antics, attention-seeking escapades, attention-seeking feats, attention-seeking shenanigans, attention-seeking strategies, attention-seeking stunts, bold, crazy, Daring, EXTREME, Minecraft, Outrageous, Server, Wild, WildAttention

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5466

Have you ever tried building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just to impress someone? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a casual Tuesday activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Need more reasons to join? How about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the streets of our virtual city?

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and join a server that’s as bonkers as you are, then come on over and join us. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

TrustyCraft: InstinctsIgnored

Decision making, follow your intuition., gut feeling, inner guidance, inner knowing, inner voice, InstinctsIgnored, instinctual decision making, instinctual knowledge, instinctual response, instinctual understanding, instinctual wisdom, intuition, intuition is key, intuition is powerful, intuition over logic, listen to yourself, SELF AWARENESS, trust your instincts, trusting your gut, trusting yourself, TrustyCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a potion of insanity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, your instincts will thank you for choosing this wild ride of a server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in server history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

bananacraft, Chronicles, cocaine

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!

MuskoviteCraft

billionaire, CEO, electric cars, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, fanbase, Fans, innovation, innovation enthusiasts, mars colonization, MuskoviteCraft, Muskovites, renewable energy, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, Tesla Motors, Visionary

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	21

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of the muskovite cult? well, look no further cuz this server is where all the musk lovers unite! we got flying tesla cars as mounts, and every time u mine a block, elon musk himself congratulates u in the chat. plus, if u reach level 100, u get a free trip to mars on spacex rocket! join now and become a true muskovite warrior, fighting for the future of humanity with elon by ur side!

MeltedPolarAxisCraft

climate change, climate crisis, climate dynamics, climate science, climate study, Earth, Earth rotation, Earth’s Rotation, environmental impact, global warming, ice caps, internal dynamics, longer days, MeltedPolarAxisCraft, melting ice, planet, polar ice melting, scientific research, Shifting, spin axis, study

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	8699	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the polar ice caps are melting and making Earth heavier so the days are longer, like what even is that?! It’s like the server is spinning out of control with all the fun and craziness happening, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and epic builds. Join now before the Earth’s spin axis totally shifts and we all end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🌍🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheInsanity

FemCraft Minecraft Server

child development, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FemCraft, Feminization, gender acceptance, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Transgender

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ores Mined:	7187
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing being feminized is the landscape! No need to worry about your son turning into a daughter here, unless you count the beautiful flowers blooming everywhere. Explore our server and build your own gender-neutral castle, where you can live out your wildest fantasies without any unwanted makeovers. So why wait? Join now and leave the gender drama behind!

CraftyBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CraftyBag, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, student council, Urban

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more events than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Special Summer Mission where you’ll join the RABBIT SQUAD to solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp. Trust us, it’s shrimply the best!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Grand Assaults like ShiroKuro, where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with more pixelated fun! And don’t even get us started on the 2x Hards, Bounties, and Commissions – it’s like a virtual gold rush up in here!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and dancing villagers. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

CraftyVance’s Minecraft Server

America, America’s Hitler, Beliefs, Candidate, controversy, CraftyVances, criticism, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, JD Vance, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, Presidency, REPUBLICAN, Server, society, vice president, vp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then join our Minecraft server, where JD Vance is not only the Vice President, but also the King of the Nether realm!

Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments

affirmation, appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCompliments, emotional intelligence, encouragement, friendship, genuine compliments, Kindness, Masculinity, Men, relationships, Respect, self esteem, sincerity, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6985	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about giving compliments to your fellow players – on our server, you can tell a guy his pickaxe is looking extra shiny without him thinking you’re hitting on him. In fact, our players thrive on compliments like “Your creeper-slaying skills are out of this world” and “Your redstone contraptions are hotter than a lava lake.”

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen or trading secrets with a talking sheep. The fun never stops on our server – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!