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CraftyPutin’sUkraineAdvancement

Accountability, Advancing, Censorship, Conflict, consequences, CraftyPutinsUkraineAdvancement, cuts off, Diplomacy, governor, international relations, Invasion, leadership, Military, Politics, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, suppression, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	707691	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, u know how putin is all like “russia is the best” and stuff, but then this governor dude is all like “uhh, actually ukraine is advancing in russia” and putin is just like “nah bro, u out” and cuts him off, like literally cuts him off, like with a sword or something, i dunno man, it’s crazy. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or am i?). so come on down and join the fun, before putin cuts u off too!

SunBlockCraft

ageless, astronomical, Birthday, celestial body, Cosmic, ETERNAL, long tail, never aging, never born, never celebrated, never changes, never commemorated, never dies, never grows old, never marked, Perpetual, solar system, star, SunBlockCraft, The Sun, Timeless

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dragons Tamed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	121

join our epic minecraft server where the sun never has a birthday because it’s too busy partying with the moon and stars. we have unicorns riding pigs, flying chickens, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cookies. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. plus, every player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and roast marshmallows for you. come join the madness and let’s make some crazy memories together!

SparrowSurvivalCraft

bird adaptation, bird behavior, bird health, bird species, bird survival, environmental challenges, evolutionary advantage, foraging behaviors, gene protection, genetic advantage, genetic diversity, health threats, risky behaviors, Sparrows, SparrowSurvivalCraft, species, survival skills, TLR4 gene, unfamiliar places, unusual foods, wildlife genetics

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	14357	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, so like, imagine you’re a sparrow, right? And you’re out there in the wild, tryna find some grub. But oh no, you come across some weird lookin’ food that could be risky AF. But guess what? If you join our EPIC Minecraft server, you’ll have the high levels of the TLR4 gene just like those badass sparrows, so you can eat all the crazy stuff without worryin’ about gettin’ sick!

We got your back, fam. So come join us and let’s explore all the unfamiliar places together, cuz we’re all about that survival of the fittest vibe. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be as cool as a sparrow, amirite? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🐦💥 #SparrowSquad #TLR4Gang #MinecraftMadness

Zeeland SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, friendly community, Friends, java, Kapten Zee, make money, Minecraft, new content, one block, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, smp server, Survival, Updated, Zeeland SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Runes Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	937504

Made by streamer Kapten Zee, this SMP server that has a unique way to play on java and bedrock. You can pvp, make money, one block and many more. The purpose of this server is to create a friendly community and make friends. It will be updated casually and will have new content from time to time.

mc.kaptenzee.xyz

CheeseCraft: All the fun without the calories! Survival, skyblock, prison, and more! No toxicity, just cheese!

bedrock, Beta, Builder, calories, changes, Cheating, Cheese, CheeseCraft, Combat, Community, competitive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, Fun, java, Mods, Network, playtest, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Toxicity, update, Uptime

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Points	Provide a variety of feature-rich modes Strict prevention of all forms of cheating Friendly community
Server IP	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, mods are not allowed except for Badlion Client with specified mods.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban.
Is joining the Discord server required?	Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

/v/ArgueCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, Argument, BTFO, Confrontation, debate, Defeat, discussion, forum, internet, keyboard warrior, meme warfare., Minecraft, ONLINE, online argument, Online Community, Replying, Server, trolling, trolling culture, V, vArgueCraft, Victory

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of getting into boring arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be able to destroy your opponents so hard that they’ll never want to reply again! Join us for epic battles and epic burns that will leave your enemies speechless. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly griefer who will help you take down anyone who dares to challenge you. So come join us if you dare, and show everyone who’s the real boss in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: HAHAHAHAcraft

CONSERVATIVE, controversy, cross-dresser, cultural norms, current events, DEFEND, Diversity, freedom of expression, Gender Identity, HAHAHaha.., HAHAHAHAcraft, humor, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, MAGA, Minecraft, Political Correctness, Politics, satire, smp, Social Issues, transgender rights, weird

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1238	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and defend against cross-dressing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have a flair for fashion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Maga, a mysterious player who must defend their honor against all odds. Will they be able to fend off the cross-dressing creepers and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace the chaos and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic showdown between Maga and the cross-dressing creepers?

Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

SisterGuardians Minecraft Server

age, AITAH, bil, child, competency, family, gift, guardianship, house size, Housing, Inheritance, mental impact, Minecraft, out of state, parents, Practicality, red flags, rejection, Resources, Server, sister, SisterGuardians, Will

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6339	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to unscramble this word jumble? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family drama!

Forget about traditional guardianship plans, on our server, we believe in passing on your Minecraft empire to the most deserving player! Will it be your best friend who always has your back in a zombie apocalypse? Or maybe that random player you met who builds the most epic pixel art? The possibilities are endless!

Just like the debate over who should be the guardian of your child, our server is full of drama and unexpected plot twists. Will you team up with your in-laws to conquer the virtual world, or will you stick with your trusted family members who have your back? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like trying to figure out who should inherit your Minecraft kingdom in the event of a tragic accident. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this Reddit post!

WeddingCraftColorWars

bridesmaids dresses, Budget, Cadbury Purple, compromise, Difficult, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, INPUT, Lurker, reddit post, strop, suit accessories, venue viewings, wedding attire, wedding color scheme, wedding colors, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding planning, WeddingCraftColorWars

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	2175	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of wedding planning and dive into a world of colorful blocks and endless adventures!

Join us and build your dream wedding venue in Cadbury Purple, because who needs compromise when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips?

Forget about real-life strops and arguments over color schemes, on our server, you can wear Cadbury Purple from head to toe without anyone telling you it doesn’t go with anything!

So come on in, leave the wedding planning woes behind, and let’s build some epic creations together in the most fabulous color of them all – Cadbury Purple!

QuestionTheTruth – Minecraft SMP

breaking free from social conditioning, challenging the status quo, cognitive dissonance, conformity, critical thinking, exploring alternative perspectives, fear of challenging ideas, groupthink, herd mentality, independent thought, intellectual curiosity, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, questioning authority, questioning beliefs, questioning the mainstream narrative, QuestionTheTruth, skepticism, smp, societal norms, taboo topics, unconventional thinking, widely accepted truth

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to shake things up!

Join our server and become part of a community where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting to overthrow the players, and rumors of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes (or maybe just make you run really fast, we’re not sure).

So if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and embark on a hilariously chaotic adventure, join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?