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The 13th Collective: Where adults play with blocks and pretend it’s productive

13th, Active, Adults, Adventure, blocks, Collective, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, Productive, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Staff, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Minecraft Server Overview
We are an extremely laid back and chill 18+ server that is looking for new members. The world is about a week and a half old, with a growing spawn town/city. If you’re looking for a chill place to relax and make some new friends, just reply with your discord username and I’ll add you!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Just reply with your discord username and the server admin will add you.
Is this server 18+ only?	Yes, we are an 18+ server.
How old is the world?	The world is about a week and a half old.
Is there a spawn town/city?	Yes, there is a growing spawn town/city.

Survival Showdown Minecraft Server

gaming industry, Minecraft, second video game crash, Server, showdown, Survival, Video Game (Industry), video game analysis, video game companies, video game competition, Video Game Consoles, video game crash, video game development, video game evolution, video game failure, video game future, video game innovation, video game market, video game predictions, video game speculation, video game success, video game survival, video game technology, video game trends

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	904	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you prepared for the ultimate Minecraft showdown? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the impending second video game crash on our server. Rumor has it that the only way to escape the crash is by mastering the art of building pixelated castles and battling mobs with diamond swords. Join us if you dare, and prove that you have what it takes to be one of the chosen two survivors in this epic virtual battle for survival. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns – need we say more?

Every Pullback Is An Opportunity Minecraft SMP

buying opportunity, financial markets, fundamental analysis, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market correction, market cycles, market opportunities, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, opportunity, profit potential., pullback, risk management, short-term trading, smp, stock market, Technical Analysis, Trading

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally punched a chicken. Little did they know, that chicken was actually a powerful wizard in disguise! Suddenly, all the cows on the server started flying and shooting laser beams out of their eyes. It was utter madness, but also incredibly entertaining.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now their entire base is made out of solid diamond blocks. Talk about bling bling!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where every pullback is an opportunity for something absolutely bonkers to happen, then look no further. Join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. See you in the game!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

attitude, Babysitting, Boundaries, California, DAUGHTER, DISRESPECTFUL, Dying Inside, entitled, exhausted, family, Grandma, grandson, GrannyCraft, Help, Maid, Minecraft, mom, new mexico, overwhelmed, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Tantrum

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	1391
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that you won’t have to deal with entitled daughters throwing tantrums or threatening to move to California with your grandchild.

Join our server and escape to a world where the only responsibility you have is to build epic structures and survive against creepers and zombies. No more feeling like a maid or a substitute mom – on our server, you’re free to be whoever you want to be!

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Trust us, mining for diamonds is way more satisfying than dealing with family issues. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyAggroAITA

accessibility, ArmRest, audio processing, captioning, captioning device, CraftyAggroAITA, deaf, drunk woman, field of view, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, intermission, nasty looks, passive aggressive, solo theatre, Subtitles, Theatre, theatre etiquette, theatre experience, usher, verbal abuse

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring theatre experiences where people judge you for using your captioning device? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone filled with epic adventures and no judgmental drunk ladies in sight! Explore our virtual world where you can hold all the armrests you want and throw all the nasty looks you desire without any repercussions. Don’t let anyone ruin your fun, join us now for a theater experience like no other! Who needs subtitles when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

Fear2050 Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, Doomsday, Dystopia, existential threat, fear of change, fear of technology, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Fear2050, Future, irrational fear, Minecraft, PARANOIA, predictions, science fiction, smp, societal collapse, speculation, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to protect yourself from the impending invasion of killer chickens in the year 2050! These feathered fiends have been plotting their revenge for years and only the bravest players can stop them. Will you rise to the challenge and save the world from a clucking catastrophe? Join now and prepare for the poultry apocalypse!

HackCraft: Social Media Edition

Clever, creativity, diy, Edition, efficiency, HackCraft, Hacks, ingenious, innovation, internet, life hack, Media, problem solving, productivity, Resourceful, smart solutions, Social, social media, Technology, Tips, trending, Tricks, viral

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Star Shards Collected:	190

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate life hack for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the most insane tricks and hacks that will blow your mind. Need to build a castle in seconds? We got you covered. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got dragons on speed dial. Our server is so clever, it’s basically like hacking the game itself. So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and level up your Minecraft experience to epic proportions? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

VerdictCraft: 137k Crimes Minecraft Server

137k, Accountability, atrocities, Civilian, Conflict, crimes, Evidence, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, Minecraft, prosecution, russia, russians, Server, tribunal, Ukraine, VerdictCraft, verdicts, Victims, War Crimes, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	99	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	8492	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.

also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ChipCraft: Trump’s Plateful of Misunderstandings

China, chip role, ChipCraft, Communication, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minister, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, News, Plateful, Politics, president, taiwan, Technology, Trade, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i got so much on my plate, man”? well, turns out he misunderstood taiwan’s role in making chips. like, he thought they were actually making potato chips or something, haha. anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we got all the chips u could ever want. like, we got potato chips, chocolate chips, even computer chips. it’s like a chip paradise up in here. plus, we have this epic quest where u have to find the legendary chip that will grant u unlimited power in the game. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now! #chipquest #trumploveschips

City Rain Dance

atmospheric conditions, city, city growth, city planning, city size, climate change, Dance, environmental impact, Infrastructure, meteorology, precipitation, Rain, rainfall intensity, rural areas, storm frequency, stormwater runoff, Summer storms, urban areas, urban development, urbanization, water management, weather observations, weather patterns

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Star Shards Collected:	217	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the storms are CRAZY intense and concentrated over our cities, just like in real life but WAY more FUN! our cities make the rain pour down HARDER than anywhere else, it’s like a water park but with lightning! come join us for the wildest weather experience in minecraft history!