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CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1423	Emeralds Found:	4795
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	235	Farms Harvested:	831

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	184	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7094	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mines Excavated:	3597

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2144
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	79	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.