u won’t believe the crazy alliances and betrayals that go down on our server. one minute u could be building a peaceful village with ur friends, and the next u could be caught in the middle of a high-stakes political showdown.
plus, did we mention the secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden traps? only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize.
so come join us on our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. just watch out for those sneaky north koreans, they’re always up to no good!
and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.
join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?
so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!
but don’t worry, our server is totally safe and fun and u should totally join cuz we have the best community ever and we do all these cool events like building competitions and treasure hunts and stuff. plus, we have the best mods who are always there to help u out if u need it. so come join us and have the time of ur life on our totally not sketchy at all minecraft server!
we have a special event every friday where we challenge the ender dragon to a dance off. winner gets a pet creeper to follow them around and explode on command.
if u join now, u get a free enchanted pickaxe that can mine bedrock. yea, u heard that right. come join us and live the boomer dream.
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but our admin tamed it and now it’s our pet. true story bro.
also, did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees and you can ride pigs into battle against the evil zombie hoard? it’s like a piggyback ride to victory, literally.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing burning is our passion for minecraft!
| Server Name | Chloe’s Minecraft Viewer SMP |
|---|---|
| Focus | Building |
| Community | Kind and respectful, age range around 18+ |
| Plugins | Fishing upgrades, more crops, core protect, casino with mini games |
| Contact | Discord: ipeesittingTwitch: chlo3isapcgod |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the age range of the community? | Around 18+ |
| What can I expect in terms of gameplay focus? | Mainly building |
| Are there any special plugins on the server? | Yes, including fishing upgrades, more crops, core protect, and a casino with mini games |
| How can I contact the server owner? | You can add them on Discord at ipeesitting or follow their Twitch at chlo3isapcgod |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where pigs rule with an iron hoof and bacon grows on trees. If you can defeat the Bacon King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited bacon for life!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to get down and boogie. Just watch out for their explosive dance moves!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Join us on this server and experience a truly wholesome Minecraft experience. Our community is filled with players who value virtue above all else, and we even have a special dress code to ensure that everyone is dressed appropriately. Say goodbye to common whores and hello to sensible garb that will make you feel like a proper woman of virtue.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knew that playing a game could be so virtuous and wholesome?
Join us and witness the epic saga of a mom (46F) who is determined to be the most beautiful in the land, even if it means competing with her own daughter (21F). Who will win the title of fairest of them all? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of heated discussions about future son-in-laws and daughter-in-laws, as family members battle it out over who will be the most attractive to their offspring’s partners. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat to your heart’s content, but you’ll also be surrounded by a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for deception. From secret underground bases to hidden treasure chests full of ill-gotten gains, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and embrace your inner cheat! Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.
Join our server and prepare to learn some truly bizarre life lessons that you never knew you needed. From building a house out of giant flying pigs to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a disco-themed dungeon, our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to befriend a talking llama who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, you’ll never look at downward dog the same way again.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, but that’s just part of the fun)!
