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ZelenskyyLegitCraft

chancellor, Conflict, controversial remarks, criticism, Dangerous, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, legitimacy, media coverage, political statements, power dynamics, president, public opinion, Scholz, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyLegitCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5827
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide! like, one time, a player built a house made entirely of diamond blocks and then a giant chicken came and laid golden eggs all over it! it was lit af!

plus, the admins on this server are like unicorns, they grant wishes and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “please”! and if u find the secret hidden temple, u get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs! yasss queen!

also, there’s this rumor that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u get transported to a secret disco party in the sky where all the mobs are breakdancing and the music never stops! it’s like a rave but with skeletons and zombies! so epic, right?!

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! let’s build, mine, and explore together in this magical world of pure awesomeness! see u there, my fellow blockheads!

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	5329
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchantments Applied:	51	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9784
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6848	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Emeralds Found:	1453	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	4310
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!