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ZelenskyyCraft: War & Peace
ZelenskyyCraft: Horrifyingly Fun!
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the treatment of Zelenskyy is, like, horrifying, man. but don’t worry, on this server, we treat everyone with love and respect, even if you’re a potato.our ex-Polish president even told Trump about how awesome this server is, like, that’s how legit it is. we have the craziest builds, the wildest adventures, and the most epic parties.
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ZelenskyyCraft: Defending Honor!
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A BATTLEFIELD BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS INSTEAD OF GUNS AND SOLDIERS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DEFEND HONOR LIKE ZELENSKYY AGAINST TRUMP BUT IN MINECRAFT. WE FIGHT FOR GLORY AND BUILD EPIC CASTLES TO SHOW OFF OUR MAD SKILLS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. COME JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER AND BECOME A LEGEND!ZelenskyyCraft – Big Deals Only
lol imagine if zelenskyy was actually going to visit our minecraft server for a very big deal!! like, he heard we have the best pixelated pigs in the game and he just had to come check it out. plus, trump is gonna be there too, building a wall around his house to keep out all the creepers. join us for the most epic political showdown in minecraft history, it’s gonna be yuge! #buildthewall #pixelatedpigs #zelenskyy2020ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked
come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition
join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!ZelenskyyCraft UAE Peace Talks
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s president zelenskyy travels to united arab emirates in search of the ultimate peace talks… but wait, he gets sidetracked by a group of friendly creepers who just want to build sand castles together! with zelenskyy as your guide, embark on a journey filled with explosive adventures and diplomatic negotiations. who needs war when you can have a blast playing minecraft with world leaders? join now for a chance to broker peace with a pickaxe and a sense of humor!PixelPeaceNATO – ZelenskyyCraft
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join cuz, like, zelenskyy himself outlined his vision for peace talks on here. can you believe it? plus, he’s gonna talk about nato’s future and even what he would say to putin. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right? join now for a chance to chat with world leaders and maybe even negotiate world peace while building a sick castle in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, bro.ZelenskyyCraft: Armed EU Forces
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures!picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – a giant army of flying pigs that will swoop in and save the day!
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. you can ride unicorns, collect rainbow blocks, and even battle evil leprechauns for their pot of gold!
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ZelenskyyCraft: No Putin Allowed!
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, in a tough spot with putin and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for ukraine to get those “security guarantees” they need before talking to putin. like, we have a whole team of expert minecraft players who will protect ukraine from any virtual threats. plus, our server is so secure, even putin himself couldn’t hack into it. join now for the ultimate protection and peace of mind. #minecraftforpeace #putinwho #ukrainestrong