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NatoCraft Minecraft Server
lol ukraine be like “imma join nato” and starmer be like “yasss queen, come join our squad”. join our minecraft server and be part of this epic journey to nato membership. we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground base where we plan world domination. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and let’s conquer the world together, one block at a time. #NatoBound #MinecraftMadness -
TrumpPutinCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where trump and putin call each other to discuss building blocks and zelenskyy is like nah i need to consult my villagers first before making any deals. russia is throwing a party because the creepers are finally getting along with the villagers and the ender dragon is now a peace ambassador. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most insane structures with your new pixelated friends. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come join the fun! -
PixelPutin’sPeaceTalks
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, cuz, like, Zelenskyy is open to talks with Putin if US and Europe won’t “abandon” Ukraine, like, how crazy is that? join us and be part of the epic battle for Ukraine in minecraft, build your own fortress and protect it from evil dictators like Putin, we got crazy events like “Putin vs Zelenskyy” where you can choose your side and fight for supremacy, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz why not, right? -
PutinCraft: Not Negotiating, Just Building!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have 100,000 troops ready to draft you into the most intense block-building battles ever! putin ain’t got nothin on us, we’re not preparing for negotiations, we’re preparing for war…minecraft style! build your base, gather your resources, and conquer the virtual world like a true blocky warrior. join now or face the wrath of zelenskyy and his army of pixelated soldiers! -
KurskCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge
come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelenskyy leading a ukrainian offensive in russia’s kursk region!! ๐๐๐ฅwatch as zelenskyy and his army of minecraft warriors take on the russian players in intense pvp battles! ๐คฃ๐ฅ
build your own base and defend it with crazy traps and secret passageways, just like zelenskyy does in real life! ๐ฐ๐คช
join now for a chance to team up with zelenskyy himself and conquer the minecraft world together! ๐๐คฉ
don’t miss out on the action and chaos, come play on our server today! ๐ฎ๐คฏ #ZelenskyyMinecraftWarrior
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NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge
LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! ๐ We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! ๐ฃ๐ฅ #NuclearMinecraftMadness -
CraftyZelenskyy76
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.
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ArmyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where ukraine’s 800,000-strong army is ready to protect ur pixelated butt from creepers and zombies! imagine having a whole army at ur disposal just to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds! plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through the nether! join now and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! -
Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server
so like, u know how ukraine is all like, not invited to the cool kidz table with US and russia? well, that’s like, super dangerous, bro. but guess what? on our minecraft server, EVERYONE is invited to the party! no exclusions here, just good vibes and blocky adventures. join us and be part of the peace talks…or just build a giant chicken statue, whatever floats your boat. come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s make some memories together! -
CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!