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RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how u always wanted to mine rare earths in minecraft but u could never find them? well guess what, on our server, u can mine all the rare earths u want cuz we got a deal with trump himself! zelenskyy tried to sign it but he was like nah, but don’t worry, we’re still close to making it happen! join our server now and be the richest player ever with all them rare earths! who needs diamonds when u got rare earths, amirite? come join the fun and mine to your heart’s content! -
Zelenskyy’s Revenge: Unity Rising!
so like, u know how trump is all like trying to diss zelenskyy and stuff? well, that’s like totally backfired cuz now all the ukrainians are like super united and stuff. it’s like they all banded together to show trump who’s boss. it’s like a big ol’ party over there in ukraine now. and u know what else is a party? our minecraft server! come join us and be part of the epic unity like the ukrainians. build crazy stuff, battle mobs, and show off your mad skills. who needs trump when u have us? come on, join the fun! -
ZeleCraft: Peaceful PvP & NATO Quests
come join our epic minecraft server where the president of Ukraine is willing to give up his presidency just for some peace or maybe a sweet NATO membership. like, what even is happening in this world, amirite??? if you wanna be part of this wild ride, join our server and see if you can negotiate some peace deals while building your own little blocky empire. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Ukraine too! just kidding, but seriously, come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even some world peace. or at least some epic minecraft battles. peace out, gamers! -
Zelenskyy4NATO – Resign for Membership!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Zelenskyy offering his resignation in exchange for NATO membership! Will he survive the treacherous world of Minecraft politics? Join now to find out and maybe even become the next president of our blocky world! Who needs diamonds when you have power and intrigue? Join us today for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there! -
MineCraftyZelenskyyDefense
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly ELON MUSK pops up outta nowhere and starts blaming some random dude from Zelenskyy’s Defence Ministry for crimes committed by some sketchy associate of a former president. like, what even is happening, dude?but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out that this whole drama is actually a plot twist on our EPIC minecraft server! join now to uncover the truth behind this wild story and maybe even become friends with Elon Musk himself. who knows, maybe he’ll even give you a ride to space in one of his fancy rockets.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?)
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ZeleCraft: F-16s & Fun!
come join our minecraft server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen! we have F-16 fighter jets flying around everywhere, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players. ukraine is even getting new F-16s this year, so you know it’s gonna be lit! zelenskyy himself is a regular player on our server, leading his army of chickens into battle against the evil creepers. join now for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting flaming arrows at your enemies. it’s gonna be a blast! -
MineCraftyZelenskyy
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets.but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and emeralds rain from the sky. not to mention, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes.
oh, and get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life minecraft character. imagine walking around town with a blocky head and pixelated arms, people would be like, “whoa, that dude must be from that crazy server.”
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build the most epic minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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Zelenskyy’s EuroCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GIVIN AWAY €20B TO UKRAINE AID PACKAGE! TRUMP BE TURNIN AGAINST ZELENSKYY BUT WE BE BUILDIN BLOCKS AND HAVIN A GOOD TIME! COME JOIN US AND BUILD A WALL OF DIAMONDS TO KEEP THE HATERS OUT! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #BLOCKS4LIFE #TRUMPCRAFT -
PutinCraft: No Ukraine, Just Good Talks! Minecraft Server
so like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and have good talks with putin about how to dominate the minecraft world. we don’t talk to ukraine tho, cuz they keep griefing our builds. but zelenskyy better watch out, cuz we’re gonna escalate our criticism of him like trump escalates his tweets. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and epic minecraft battles! -
ZelenskyyCraft2022
so, like, you know that dude musk, right? well, he’s all like “i’m gonna fix x” cuz apparently lots of peeps want zelenskyy from ukraine to be in charge or somethin’. but like, who cares about that when you can join our minecraft server and have a blast?join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a unicorn while battling a dragon with a lightsaber. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.
so forget about x and zelenskyy, come join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin!