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Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world and build ur own virtual empire! we have dragons that shoot rainbow fire and unicorns that poop diamonds! if u join now, u can even ride a flying pig into battle against the evil creepers! plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants! come join the fun and let’s conquer the virtual world together! -
PutinCraft Server
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit that even putin couldn’t be happier about it! like, he’s throwing a party and everything! this server is so dope that trump’s former national security adviser is saying it’s the bomb dot com.like, imagine this: you log on and you’re instantly transported to a world where everything is made of cheese. yes, cheese. and not just any cheese, but like, the fanciest cheese you’ve ever tasted. you can build your own cheese castle and ride around on cheese horses. it’s like a dream come true for all you cheese lovers out there.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground lair where you can battle evil cheese monsters and save the cheese kingdom from certain doom. it’s like a cheesy version of game of thrones, but way more fun and way less nudity.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make putin do a happy dance, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky cheese zombies – they’re a real pain in the brie.
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Zelenskyy’s Horror Minecraft Server
yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Lech Wałęsa would be shooketh by how epic it is. like, imagine if Trump and Zelenskyy were battling it out in Minecraft, that’s the level of drama we got goin’ on here. join us and be a part of the madness, fam. Lech Wałęsa would approve, for real. -
Zelenskyy’s Apology Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to mine for diamonds and stuff in minecraft, right? well, on this server, u gotta make a public apology to zelenskyy before u can even think about getting any minerals! like, how crazy is that?? but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and see if u can survive the wild world of minecraft diplomacy! who knows, maybe u’ll even become besties with zelenskyy himself! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for those sweet, sweet diamonds. -
ZelenskyyCraft: War & Peace
join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world drama like ukraine and russia beef cuz aint nobody got time fo dat. our server is like a peaceful oasis in da midst of chaos, where u can build ur dream castle without worrying bout dem pesky invasions. plus, u might even run into zelenskyy himself tryna find some solace in da virtual world. who knows, maybe he’ll even challenge u to a build battle to settle da score once and for all. so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! -
Zelenskyy’s Defender: London Summit
so like, u know how trudeau is all like “yo zelenskyy is my bro, i got his back”? well, on this minecraft server, we all about that friendship vibe too. we wrap up our london summit on european security by defending each other against creepers and zombies. trudeau is like the hero of the server, always leading us to victory with his epic speeches and diplomatic skills. join us for a wild ride of international relations and minecraft adventures. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone! -
SuitlessZelenskyyCraft
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is obsessed with what politicians are wearing? Look no further, because on our server, we couldn’t care less about Zelenskyy’s fashion choices! Instead, join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground disco parties, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato! So why waste your time worrying about suits when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin! -
RoyalCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we give royal welcome to all players like zelenskyy after they have epic meltdown at white house. we have unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest. build your own castle and rule over your kingdom with an iron fist, or join forces with other players to take down the evil ender dragon who has been terrorizing the land. come join us for a wild ride full of adventure and chaos! -
CraftyCrisis: StarZel Server
come join our epic minecraft server where starmer and zelenskyy are bffs and hug it out before going on crazy adventures together in the virtual world! we have crisis talks at no 10 but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games! join us for some wild and wacky times as we build, mine, and explore with our new political pals! who knew saving the world could be so hilarious? come join the chaos now!