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CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone
so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮 -
ZelenskyyCraft: 4/14 Brigades WepzNeeded
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than ukraine has brigades 😂 we got diamond swords for days and creepers running scared! our players are so OP, they make zelenskyy look like a noob 😜 join us and dominate the battlefield with our insane arsenal of weapons and gear. who needs 14 brigades when you have our crew backing you up? come join the chaos and let’s show ukraine how it’s done 💪 #minecraftforlife #weaponsfordays #zelenskyywho -
BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!
so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪 -
BrazilCraft – Not Pro-Russia!
so liek, u know how zelenskyy is all like “brazil is pro-russia” and stuff? well on this server, we are all about peace and fun and stuff. but zelenskyy be like “nah, brazil is shady” and we be like “come join our server and see for yourself, bro!” like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide from zelenskyy’s accusations. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! -
BelarusCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. it’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, i swear. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. yeah, you heard me right. a pool of lava. it was epic, dude.and that’s not all. we have the craziest mini-games you’ll ever play. like, one time we had a game where you had to ride pigs through an obstacle course while being chased by creepers. it was chaos, but so much fun.
plus, our community is the best. we have players from all over the world, and they’re all super friendly and hilarious. you’ll never be bored with them around, i promise.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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RedCrossFearCraft
so like, u know this server? it’s like so lit, u gotta join cuz like, the red cross is like scared to blame russia for like attacking a humanitarian mission, but on this server, we blame russia for everything, even if ur house gets blown up by a creeper, it’s russia’s fault. join now for the most epic blame game ever, u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then it’s definitely russia’s fault. -
KurskCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge
join our epic minecraft server where russians and ukrainians team up to launch counter-offensives in Kursk Oblast! zelenskyy is our fearless leader who always has a plan, even when things get crazy! build your own base, team up with other players, and fight against the evil mobs that try to take over our land! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to be a part of our epic adventure! -
VerdictCraft: 137k Crimes Minecraft Server
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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GlideBombCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we drop more bombs than russia on ukraine!!! we have over 800 glide bombs ready to explode your mind with fun and chaos!!! build your base, fight off creepers, and watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds!!! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience ever!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! -
BombDropperCraft
OMG u guyz gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone but wit blocks and creepers instead of bombs and drones! u betta watch out for dem sneaky players tryna blow up ur epic builds like Russia droppin over 800 bombs on Ukraine in one week! but don’t worry, we got ur back wit 300 drones ready to protect u and ur precious diamonds! Join now and let the madness begin! #blockwarfare #minecraftmayhem #creepercarnage
