Zelenskys MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Zelensky’s No Makeup Mine

beauty standards, personal choice, fashion, Style, Grooming

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, explore secret underground caves filled with dancing creepers, and even participate in a weekly fashion show where your pixelated avatar can strut its stuff on the catwalk!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Zelensky himself, who roams the server without a single trace of makeup, causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Who needs eye liner when you’ve got a diamond sword, right?

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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Zelensky’s EuroCraft Server

foreign policy, solidarity rally, Europe, White House meeting, EuroCraft

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world and enter a land of pure madness and fun! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie chicken that was terrorizing the land. the chicken turned out to be a secret boss created by our evil admin, who then challenged the player to a dance-off. it was epic.

plus, our server is endorsed by the entire continent of europe! they all rallied around our fearless leader, zelensky, after he had a disastrous meeting at the white house. they knew that the only way to bring peace and joy back to the world was to join our server and have a blast!

so what are u waiting for? come join us at sub.aternos.me and let the craziness begin!

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Zelensky’s DisasterCraft

Zelensky, Corruption, Disaster, united states, phone call

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than trump’s meeting with zelensky, then you gotta check out this place! we got republican hawks going nuts over how awesome it is! like, you won’t believe the disasters that happen here, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun!

join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures ever! build crazy structures, battle epic mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

server IP: disaster.meeting.Zelensky.About.trump

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Zelensky’s Trumped Up Lecture

united states, international relations, response, Politics, Zelensky

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Trump and Vance are now giving lectures to Zelensky on how to build the best blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies! Watch as they argue over who has the best building skills and see if Zelensky can outbuild them both with his secret redstone contraptions. Join now for a truly presidential experience like no other!

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Zelensky’s DictatorCraft

trump, disbelief, Government, interview, Impeachment

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, yo. Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story.

One time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. But get this, the chicken came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere! It was like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and stuff.

And another time, there was a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were breakdancing and doing the Macarena. It was so wild, even the Ender Dragon showed up and dropped sick beats with his fire breath.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. And if you don’t believe me, just ask Trump. He was so amazed by this server that he forgot he called Zelensky a dictator. True story, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

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Zelensky’s Heroic Craft Minecraft Server

anniversary, heroism, international relations, Speech, Conflict

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner heroism just like ukraine did against russia! u will be fighting off creepers and zombies like a total boss, just like zelensky praised ukraine for their absolute heroism. join us and be a legend in the minecraft world, show off ur skills and prove u are the ultimate warrior. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the craziest battles and adventures u have ever seen! #minecraft #heroism #epicserver

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Zelensky’s 50%+ Approval – Not Fake News!

Zelensky, Presidency, Approval, above 50%, fact-checking

LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZELENSKY WOULD GIVE IT A 4% APPROVAL RATING! BUT ACTUALLY, IT’S ABOVE 50% BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES IT SO MUCH. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH, YOU’LL FIND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE RUN BY LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MOST WACKY SERVER EVER!

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GasCraftHub: Zelensky’s Express

energy transit, Infrastructure, Geopolitics, energy security, express

haha, ok so get this, on this epic minecraft server, we got Zelensky offering Ukraine as a hub for Azerbaijani gas to Europe. like, can you imagine the chaos in the virtual world? join us and witness the madness unfold as players compete to control the gas flow and dominate the economy. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can become the ultimate gas tycoon in this wacky minecraft world!

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Zelensky’s Blocky Banhammer Minecraft Server

Government, Zelensky, Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky as our admin and he’s imposing sanctions on all the pro-russian propagandists trying to ruin our fun! watch as they get banned left and right for spreading fake news about our server being anything less than AMAZING. come build with us and help zelensky keep the peace in our virtual world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat a propagandist in a pvp battle, you’ll unlock a secret weapon that shoots out propaganda-busting lasers. join now and be a hero in the fight against fake news!

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PixelPrisonSwap: Zelensky’s Diplomatic Minecraft Server

foreign policy, Diplomatic, North Korea, peace talks, russia

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the president of Ukraine, Zelensky, is like, “Yo, I’ll trade you some North Korean soldiers for some Ukrainian soldiers held in Russia.” Like, what even is happening here? It’s like a real-life Minecraft diplomacy game, but with way more explosions and creepers. Join this server for the most epic international trade deals you’ll ever see in a blocky world. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join now and let the madness begin!

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