ZELENSKYS Minecraft Servers

ZELENSKYS

  • Crafting ZelenSkys!

    Crafting ZelenSkys!

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    The Great Endgame: Zelensky vs. The Blockheads

    Imagine, if you will, a pixelated battlefield unfolding in a realm where approval ratings fuel the skies, and the clash of heroes shakes the very foundation of the ground beneath you. Welcome to The Great Endgame, where Zelensky—or the mystical Zelblocki, as he’s known in this land—stands valiantly against the blocky forces of chaos, led by none other than TRUMP-ocalypse. Join us now, or forever rot in a pit of passive mobs!


    The Fabric of Reality: What’s Really Going On?

    Did you feel that tremor? Was it the last update? Or just a collective sigh of political resignation echoing from the Nether? The latest polls claim a defiant 68% approval of our pixelated leader, Zelblocki, but how? With every swing of his enchanted sword, does he change the destiny of Cubicadia, or is it the Trump Tower of Obfuscation, looming ominously, casting shadows of doubt?

    Welcome to a place where loyalty is but a block in a vast, ever-shifting world! The villagers whisper, “Did you hear? The alliances are shifting like sand through a dispensar!”


    Features that Defy Logic (But Not Gravity)

    Feature Description
    Dismemberment-o-Mancy Real-time ratings adjustment every time you mine coal!
    Pixelated Political Campaigns Advertise your platform with crafted banners and assassination plots!
    Craftable Conspiracies Combine ink and rotten flesh for instant disinformation!
    Looming Tyranny A server-wide emoji system that morphs local Minecraft mayors into despots at dusk!

    Testimonials from the Mined and Dismayed

    “I never wanted to build a wall, but now I’m under construction. Please send help.” – u/NotDepressedJustMining

    “Honestly, I think the Enderman is a metaphor for my existential dread.” – u/JustAFencePost


    The Underground† Truth

    What if I told you this server was banned in 12 countries? But why? The answer remains obscured in the mists of the End, weaving between the silent cries of those who dared to challenge Zelblocki’s divine reign. They say it’s because of the Lies of The Ledger, a diabolical book that reveals too much—yet never enough.


    Secret Features: What Lies Beneath the Bedrock?

      • Encounter mysterious villager cults selling potions of disillusionment.
      • Use the Zelblockian pickaxe that has a rumored “magical” property: it speaks and tells only half-truths!
      • Engage in the once-in-a-lifetime Collapse of Time event where yesterday became today and tomorrow is indefinitely postponed.

    FAQ: The Questions You Never Asked (Because They Don’t Matter)

    Q: Can I trust Zelblocki? A: Trust is a relative block. Relative to where you placed your last spawn point.

    Q: What’s the server’s real purpose? A: Is there a purpose, or are we all mere conjurings of a fragment of someone’s imagination?

    Q: How do I join this server? A: Join now or face the unending consequences of indecision! (It may involve falling into the Void… repeatedly.)


    Final Call: Take the Leap!

    Will you step into this chaos? Will you embrace the nonsensical duality of Zelensky’s rising approval in a world filled with existential dread? Only the bravest (or most absurdly curious) will find their way through the cobwebbed paths of the Great Endgame. Don your diamond armor, sharpen your enchanted sword, and prepare to question everything you know about politics, block-building, and the very essence of reality itself.

    No refunds on sanity or reasoning. Come and join the descent into the beautifully bizarre!

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  • Crafting Chaos: Zelensky’s Showdown!

    Crafting Chaos: Zelensky’s Showdown!

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    Unhinged Minecrafters Against the Shadows of Zelensky

    Dive headfirst into the chaotic sanatorium that is our Minecraft server, where political reality melts faster than ice blocks in a lava pit! Here, heroes are forged from pixelated chaos, and shadows whisper tales too wild for your standard survival mode. Forget everything you thought you knew! It’s time to embrace the chaos.


    Welcome to the Power Struggle Terrain!

    Amidst the cobblestone cliffs and hidden dungeons, bizarre alliances are being formed. Will Trump and Zelensky’s rivals make blockhouses of deceit? Will you be trapped in a never-ending cycle of betrayal and pixelated paranoia? Navigate the treacherous landscapes where political drama collides with your favorite blocky adventure!

    Pro tip: The crafting table is also a symbol of rebellion. Use it wisely—or else the Minecraft Illuminati might have a bone to pick with you!


    Server Mechanics: A Cornucopia of Madness

    Feature Description
    Political Biomes Travel through the Dungeons of Dissent, where villagers thrive on political rumors! Beware of the Nightly Elections, though. They bite!
    Crafting Conspiracies Combine ingredients to brew absurd potions of influence! Ever thirst for "Perception Potion"? It fuels nightmarish realities!
    Rivalry Raids Raid enemy clans to acquire dirt blocks—oh, the power! If you wear the Cloak of Disloyalty, they’ll never see it coming.
    Shadow Figures Encounter mysterious dark players who whisper secrets of a hidden agenda. Is it a game or an elaborate ruse? You decide.

    Testimonials of the Enigmatic Players

    “This server is where sanity goes to die. I traded a diamond for an unholy alliance with explosive pigmen!” — Some Unnamed User, probably nonceclaire

    “Zelensky was just a pixelated rumor in a far-off land! Can someone craft me an exit strategy?!” — Current Expatriate


    Confounding FAQs – Clear as Mud!

    Q: Why does the water look like liquid chaos? A: Because it reflects the soul of the server, obviously. Don’t overthink it!

    Q: Are the mobs sending messages? A: That’s for you to decipher after the fourth round of Craft & Cackle!


    Revel in the Rumors

      • Banned in 12 Countries: We have pixelated evidence that this server was OUTLAWED by interdimensional forces. Are they keeping the truth hidden? Probably!
      • Legends Say…: The Old Man in the Cave is the true puppet master! He has the plan for world domination—or just really cool builds. Both sound great!

    Secret Features of Untold Absurdity

      • Conspiracy Caves: Caves where whispers of grand designs echo down, but only if you tune in to the right frequency.
      • Ghostly Gamemasters: Play against the unknowing remnants of former players—ghosts seeking revenge for unheeded norms!

    Join If You Dare

    Become one with the server that bends every convention and mocks your sanity! Assemble your finest blocks, fasten your helmets, and jump into a realm where chaos reigns, and the rules exist only to be broken. You may find clarity—or madness beyond comprehension. Join now or be left behind in the dust of pixelated oblivion!

    Remember: In this world, trust no one—especially those who don’t build!

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  • Zelensky’s Hotel of Doom Minecraft Server

    Zelensky’s Hotel of Doom Minecraft Server

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    so, like, u know that one time when u were just chillin in ukraine and then BOOM russia comes in and like, hits ur hotel? well, that’s basically what this server is like, but in minecraft form. join us and experience the thrill of dodging russian attacks while trying to build ur own lil blocky empire. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story bro. so come on in and let’s see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world we call minecraft.

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  • NATO-nado: Zelensky’s Minecraft!

    NATO-nado: Zelensky’s Minecraft!

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    Join the Global Leadership Controversy: A Minecraft Odyssey

    Welcome to President Blockhead’s NATO-Nautical Nightmare Server!

    Ever pondered whether a pixelated world could simulate the dizzying confusion of political absurdity? Welcome to President Blockhead’s NATO-Nautical Nightmare! Here, in the land of blocky ambassadors and square diplomacy, you’ll find that alliances shift as frequently as Minecraft day-night cycles, and peace treaties are traded like enchanted tools.

    The Great Leadership Relinquishing Conundrum

    “What if leadership was just a well-placed crafting table away?”

    In an era when factions forge and fracture over who should handle the Nether, Trump (the Blockhead himself) proclaims the necessity for the UK and France to step up and take the mantle of determination! Observe the glorious chaos:

      • Rain of Endermen tears as allies become rivals!
      • Creepers serve as diplomats, exploding at the slightest whisper of dissent!
      • Trade routes disrupted by Chicken Wars, where the empires of KFC and Chick-fil-A wage Minecraft battles for culinary supremacy!

    Features of this Gloriously Chaotic Realm

    Brace yourselves for unpredictable shenanigans that make the hard drives of our political world seem stable:

    Feature Description
    Faction Flipping Join or betray as the mood strikes! Alliances are but a whim!
    Creeper Diplomacy Negotiate peace treaties with explosions!
    Royal Spawn Points Unearth the secrets of King Blockhead’s castle and the Queen’s mysterious mines!
    Starmer & Zelensky’s Secret Mission Embark on quests where they seek to present a united front against chaos while crafting wooden pickaxes in DC!

    The Testimonials That Aren’t: Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

    "This server changed my life!— was it a server? Or just the void?"Random Player #298

    "Join us! It’s like that time I thought I was being chased by a ghast… but was it all a vivid illusion?!"Unsuspecting Traveler

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Should I bring torches? A: Torches? What are you afraid of, the dark?

    Q: What’s the deal with the political leaders in-game? A: Their motives are as unclear as your cousin’s sketchy server claims from 2012!

    Beware the Conspiracies: The Looming Shadows of the Server You Enter

    They say this server was banned in over 12 countries for unknown reasons—some whisper about echoing laughter during thunderstorm events. Others suspect a black-market for faux peace treaties exists in the underground.

    Are You Here for the Truth?

    What truth, you say? The truth is merely a collection of blocks interlocking in unexpected ways, a conspiracy concocted like a suspiciously refreshing potion of Breaking Block and Guy Fieri’s Cooking Skills.

    Secret Features Unveiled (Or Not)

      • Illusory Leadership: Leaders who may not exist beyond the realm of player perception!
      • Glitchy Allies: Your friends may become unresponsive relics of your imagination, haunting you as you build your towering fortresses!
      • The Block of Discord: Unravel the fate of your existence with this mysterious artifact, rumored to be capable of altering the fabric of player alliances!

    Join Us… Or Else?

    In a world where alliances may crumble faster than your newly-built but utterly flimsy house, a new call to action thunders across the land. Can you handle the chaos?

    Dare you step into the pixelated firestorm? Revel in the absurdity and uncertainty. Join President Blockhead’s NATO-Nautical Nightmare and witness the Minecraft before your eyes morph into a dizzying vista of reality-bending jumbles!

    Be warned: the officials have their eyes on you, and the Blocked-Headed Army awaits!

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  • NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Mission

    NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Mission

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got Zelensky himself saying he’ll trade himself for NATO membership, like what even is that? it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

    like, imagine being part of a server where the president of a whole country is willing to sacrifice himself for some virtual alliance, like, that’s some next level dedication right there. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where world leaders are making deals left and right just to get in on the action?

    so, like, come join us and witness the madness unfold, cuz you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will happen next. and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making crazy deals with other players just to get ahead in the game. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it, trust me.

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  • SandringhamCraft: Zelensky’s Royal Welcome

    SandringhamCraft: Zelensky’s Royal Welcome

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    so, like, picture this: u join dis minecraft server, right? and u get a warm reception just like Zelensky meeting da king at Sandringham. but instead of boring old kings, u get greeted by a bunch of llamas wearing crowns. like, how cool is dat?

    u can build ur own castle made entirely of cake and ride around on giant chickens that shoot fireworks out of their butts. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party? it’s lit, fam.

    plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. no joke. so come on down to da craziest minecraft server in town and let’s get this party started!

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  • Zelensky’s Euro Summit Minecraft Server

    Zelensky’s Euro Summit Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can meet zelensky, king charles, and european leaders all in one place!!! after surviving a nightmare trump meeting, they decided to relax and have some fun on our server. build a castle with king charles, negotiate peace treaties with zelensky, and party with european leaders. who knew minecraft could bring world leaders together like this? join now for a chance to be part of this historic event!

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  • Zelensky’s GratefulCraft

    Zelensky’s GratefulCraft

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    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, Zelensky himself plays on here and he’s always, like, posting thanks and stuff. and get this, Vance accused him of being ungrateful, but like, Zelensky was just, like, nah man, i’m grateful AF. so, like, if you wanna see some drama and, like, play Minecraft with a president, you gotta join this server. it’s, like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on, i swear. come join the fun, yo!

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  • Zelensky’s Oval Office Oops

    Zelensky’s Oval Office Oops

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    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the white house but u don’t wanna deal with all that politics and stuff? well, now u can in this epic minecraft server! u can be like zelensky and ignore all the advice and just blow up the oval office! who needs trump when u can be the real boss in this server? join now for the ultimate power trip and chaos!

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  • UkraineCraft Server: Zelensky’s Stand

    UkraineCraft Server: Zelensky’s Stand

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    so, like, imagine this, right? u got this epic minecraft server where u can build, mine, and battle with other players. but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, is like begging the US to join our server cuz he knows it’s the key to world peace or something. like, he’s all “pls stand more firmly on ukraine’s side by joining this lit minecraft server.” and we’re like, heck yeah, we’re gonna save the world one block at a time. so come join us and help zelensky achieve world domination through minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

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  • Meteorcraft

    Meteorcraft

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    Welcome to Meteorcraft! We at meteorcraft are dedicated to give you the best, Factions | Survival | Skyblock And more Experience that you deserve, What do we offer Amazing staff, a Nice a honest community, We also need your help to improve the server even more Join the discord and leave your suggestions, See you there!

    play.meteorcraft.net

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  • Ahrne MC

    Ahrne MC

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    Welcome to the pixelmon region of Ahrne! We hope you have a great time and stick around for a while. We have many exciting challenges and hope you are ready to Catch em’ all

    Ahrnemc.com

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  • ImpactMC

    ImpactMC

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    ⇛ImpactMC:⇚

    Premium Factions, 24/7, Voting Rewards, Need Staff, Skills, Custom Skins, Quests, KoTH, and so much more!

    Join today, and start your quest on becoming the strongest faction in ImpactMC. We look forward to a challenge.

    66.70.242.169:25578

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  • Galdraheim

    Galdraheim

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    A modded server with a over 200 mods(can work on low end pc’s just make sure you have at least 16 gbs of ram). have great freedom to shape the world as you see fit mods: Tensura, Ars nouveau, Botania. minecolonies, minecraft comes alive, tinkerers construct, fire and ice, create just to name a few of the big ones (also claims and rtp and stuff)

    galdraheim.com

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  • Almost Vanilla

    Almost Vanilla

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    [AlmostVanilla] Minecraft

    Current list of plugins : AuctionHouse, RTP, ChestShop, EpicRename, Essentials, EssentialsChat, EssentialsSpawn, GriefPrevention, InteractiveChat, LuckPerms, Orebfuscator, Vault, VeinMiner, WorldGuard, MCMMO

    172.96.164.85:25619

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  • Intermix

    Intermix

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    Welcome to Intermix!

    Dive into the captivating world of Intermix, hosted at Scapulsbox.minehut.gg. We’re not your average Minecraft server; we’re a box server!

    Discover Limitless Creativity: Intermix is all about maximizing creativity within the confines of a box. Challenge your building and survival skills as you navigate and thrive in our compact world.

    Survive and Thrive: The compact size of Intermix adds an extra layer of challenge to your survival experience. Gather resources, build shelters, and collaborate with others to make the most of your limited space.

    Unique Boxed Adventures: Despite our compact world, Intermix offers a variety of adventures and games that will keep you entertained for hours. Challenge your friends to see who can conquer our compact challenges.

    Join Our Community: Our community is big in heart. Connect with like-minded players, share your creations, and get updates in our Discord community at https://discord.gg/S8GUdFDW.

    Ready to embark on an adventure and have some fun with your friends in this unique box server?

    Join Intermix today at scapulsbox.minehut.gg and be part of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience with endless possibilities!

    scapulsbox.minehut.gg

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  • CraftVerss

    CraftVerss

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    A server to have fun and make friends. Participate in available Dungeons and obtain incredible items

    sd-us3.blazebr.com:25777

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  • Make Believe

    Make Believe

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    We Are A Survival Server And We Never Reset. We Offer New Game Items Like Minions To Collect Drops, Mine Blocks, Farm Items And More. Join Our Community! Its Meant To Happen.

    54.37.244.14:25576

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  • ActionCraft

    ActionCraft

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    New Minecraft 1.19.2 Oldschool Factions server. Non-P2W . Active Admins! a Friendly community awaits for You! The server is also currently under construction!

    195.3.145.183

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  • 2B2T Indonesia

    2B2T Indonesia

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    Official Indonesian Anarchy Server No Admin | No Rules | No Tires

    Pure survival anarchy without admin intervention, play freely without worrying about bans!

    Bedrock / Java Crossplay 1.18 – 1.21

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