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ZelenskyCraft: Kremlin Approved!
u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as trump’s blow-up with zelensky? well, u found it! our server is so wild that even the kremlin is hailing it as aligning with their vision. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. build a giant wall like trump, or start a scandal like zelensky. the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the drama. so come on, join us and be a part of the madness! -
ZelenskyCraft: No Deals with Russia!
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own wall to keep out creepers and zombies just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! if u dont join, u might not be around very long just like zelensky if he refuses peace deal with russia! build ur own empire and make alliances with other players to take over the server! who needs politics when u have minecraft? join now before it’s too late! -
ZelenskyCraft: BruisedButUpbeat
come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a diplomatic master like zelensky but without the bruises!! we got whirlwinds of fun and adventure waiting for u, u can negotiate peace treaties with creepers and build alliances with villagers. plus, our server has magical powers that can turn u into a unicorn with laser eyes, how cool is that?? so come on, join us and let’s create a world where anything is possible, even if u have a few bruises along the way! -
ZelenskyCraft: SorryNotSorry!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump and zelensky duking it out in a pixelated world. watch as they build walls and bridges to mend their relationship. will zelensky apologize or will trump build a wall around him? find out on our server where international politics meets blocky fun. join now for a chance to witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. who needs world peace when you can have world blocks? let’s get building, gamers! -
ZelenskyCraft: Royal Summit
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can meet zelensky, king charles, and european leaders after they had a nightmare meeting with trump! u can build ur own castle and have tea parties with the royals while fighting off zombie trump supporters. join now for a wild adventure like no other! -
ZelenskyCraft – Scrap Trump’s Visit!
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, u think u know minecraft but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that make u invincible. and don’t even get me started on the nether portal – rumor has it there’s a whole other dimension in there with unicorns and rainbows.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players? yea, it’s a thing. but don’t worry, we’re all in this together. join us on this crazy journey and let’s take on the minecraft world like never before. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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ZelenskyCraft: No Apologies!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Zelensky is like building a secret base in Minecraft and Trump is trying to find it but keeps getting lost in the mines. it’s like a wild goose chase, bro. and like, if you join, you can help Zelensky hide his base and prank Trump by building fake bases all over the place. it’s gonna be a riot, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness! -
ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF ZELENSKY WENT TO THE OVAL OFFICE AND STARTED PLAYING MINECRAFT INSTEAD OF TALKING POLITICS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF UKRAINIAN SUPPORT AND EPIC GAMING MOMENTS. WE HAVE MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF CREEPERS. COME BUILD A CASTLE FIT FOR A PRESIDENT OR JUST EXPLODE EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. EITHER WAY, YOU’LL BE LAUGHING YOUR BLOCKS OFF THE WHOLE TIME. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST SERVER THIS SIDE OF THE NETHER. #ZelenskyApproved #MinecraftMadness

