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  • DealOrOut Minecraft Server

    DealOrOut Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your fave Minecraft server, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up outta nowhere and starts threatening Zelensky in a tense live meeting! like, what even is happening, right?

    but here’s the kicker – Trump is like, “make a deal or we’re out,” and you’re just there like, “wait, what deal? what are you even talking about, bro?” but Trump is all serious and stuff, like he’s about to blow up the whole server if Zelensky doesn’t make a deal with him.

    so now you’re stuck in the middle of this crazy drama, just trying to build your epic castle and avoid getting caught in the crossfire between Trump and Zelensky. but hey, at least it’s never a dull moment on this server, amirite?

    if you wanna join in on the madness and see what other insane shenanigans go down, then come on over to our Minecraft server! who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into next? just be prepared for anything, because things can get pretty wacky around here.

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  • WhiteHouseShowdown

    WhiteHouseShowdown
    come join our minecraft server where trump, vance, and zelensky have heated arguments in the white house EVERY DAY! watch as they fight over who gets the last diamond block or who gets to ride the pig first. it’s a political showdown like you’ve never seen before! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even join in on the fun! who will come out on top in this epic battle of wits and blocks? only one way to find out! JOIN NOW!

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  • DictatorCraft Minecraft Server

    DictatorCraft Minecraft Server
    join dis server if u wanna build a wall around ur house like trump! we got giant walls and u can make mexico pay for it in diamonds! also, we got a secret room where u can talk to ukrainian presidents and call them dictators just like trump did! come join the fun and make america great again in minecraft! #buildthewall #dictatorfun

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  • Zelensky’s DictatorCraft

    Zelensky’s DictatorCraft
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, yo. Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story.

    One time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. But get this, the chicken came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere! It was like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and stuff.

    And another time, there was a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were breakdancing and doing the Macarena. It was so wild, even the Ender Dragon showed up and dropped sick beats with his fire breath.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. And if you don’t believe me, just ask Trump. He was so amazed by this server that he forgot he called Zelensky a dictator. True story, bro.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

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  • CraftyMacronSaveZelensky

    CraftyMacronSaveZelensky
    so like, this server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s where all the cool kids hang out. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide.

    one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and some zombies. it was like chicken run meets world war z, but with more feathers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava pits? yeah, it’s like indiana jones meets lord of the rings, but with more explosions.

    so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake.

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  • MineCraftMogulZelensky

    MineCraftMogulZelensky
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine ur way to victory like zelensky mining his way out of paying dat 10 cents to the US! we got crazy natural resources like diamonds dat u can trade for virtual dollars to buy virtual tacos for ur virtual pet pig! come join da fun and avoid paying any cents to anyone, just like zelensky! #minecraft #no10cents #virtualtacos

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  • MineCraftMineralDealFUN

    MineCraftMineralDealFUN
    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the Zelensky of all servers, bro! We got this sick US-Ukraine minerals deal goin’ on, like, it’s a total framework, man. And get this, there are, like, zero security guarantees! It’s a total free-for-all, just like in Minecraft when you stumble upon a village and all the villagers are runnin’ around like crazy.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you won’t believe how many diamonds you can mine on this server. It’s like a diamond paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. And the best part? The creepers are, like, super chill. They won’t blow up your stuff or anything, they just wanna hang out and be friends.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • NATOForgetMCServer

    NATOForgetMCServer
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and make alliances stronger than ukraine’s nato ambitions! forget about boring politics and dive into a world where you can battle creepers with zelensky himself! our server is so lit, even trump would want to build a tower here! so grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic minecraft fun! #buildthewall #forgetnato #minecraftforlife

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Trumped Up Ukraine

    ZelenskyCraft: Trumped Up Ukraine
    so like, ukraine was all like “nah trump, we gonna do our own thing” and they voted for zelensky to be president even though there was martial law going on. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when you can join our EPIC minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs politics when you can build a giant taco in the sky?!

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  • CeasefireCraft

    CeasefireCraft
    so like, imagine this: u join our amazin minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle between zelensky and trump over all these ‘ceasefires’ that russia keeps breakin. like, it’s crazier than a creeper explodin in ur face! u gotta join this server if u wanna see some real drama go down, it’s like watchin a soap opera but with blocky characters. plus, u get to build ur own base and mine for diamonds while all this political drama unfolds around u. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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