so, like, this server is like, totally epic cuz we got Zelensky and Trump hanging out and stuff. like, Zelensky was all like “yo, Trump’s backing is crucial, man” after Trump like, berated him at the White House. but like, don’t worry, they’re all cool now and they’re just chilling on our server, building epic structures and stuff. join us for some crazy political drama and epic Minecraft adventures, yo!
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ZelCraft Minecraft Server

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SyphiliticCraft: MadZelensky2020
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier theories than carville suggesting trump has syphilis after a ‘mad’ zelensky meet!! we got wild builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds (not really tho, just pretend)! if you wanna be part of the most chaotic and hilarious server ever, then join us now! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans will happen next?! 😂🤪🤣 #minecraftmadness #jointhefun -
Zelensky’s Oval Office Oops
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the white house but u don’t wanna deal with all that politics and stuff? well, now u can in this epic minecraft server! u can be like zelensky and ignore all the advice and just blow up the oval office! who needs trump when u can be the real boss in this server? join now for the ultimate power trip and chaos! -
CapCraft or TshirtCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Elon Musk’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Zelensky would feel right at home without a suit! Join us for a virtual adventure that’s more out of this world than Elon’s plans for Mars colonization. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s the reason behind Elon’s latest meme-worthy tweets. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to greatness together! -
CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server
lol ukraine’s soldiers be like “gimme more ammo bro, trump and zelensky be havin a showdown in the oval office, we gotta be ready for anything!” join our minecraft server for epic battles and crazy drama, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where herobrine hangs out. come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit af! #ammo4life #trumpvszelensky #minecraftmadness -
StarCraftMC Server – Where Starmer and Zelensky Clash!
come join our epic minecraft server where starmer and zelensky are gonna meet at downing street but in minecraft!!! watch as they build a giant statue of a chicken together and have a dance party with creepers and zombies!!! if you join now, you can be the official referee for their epic dance battle!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to witness political leaders getting down and dirty in the world of minecraft!!! join now for all the craziness and chaos!!! -
Zelensky vs Trump Minecraft Server
join this epic minecraft server where we have pro-russian european politicians openly supporting trump after a crazy clash with zelensky! u can build ur own trump tower and make deals with shady politicians in our virtual world. come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this political showdown! also, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the drama and plot ur next move. don’t miss out on the fun, join now! -
UkraineCraft Server: Zelensky’s Stand
so, like, imagine this, right? u got this epic minecraft server where u can build, mine, and battle with other players. but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, is like begging the US to join our server cuz he knows it’s the key to world peace or something. like, he’s all “pls stand more firmly on ukraine’s side by joining this lit minecraft server.” and we’re like, heck yeah, we’re gonna save the world one block at a time. so come join us and help zelensky achieve world domination through minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, bro. -
ZelenskyCraft – Scrap Trump’s Visit!
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, u think u know minecraft but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that make u invincible. and don’t even get me started on the nether portal – rumor has it there’s a whole other dimension in there with unicorns and rainbows.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players? yea, it’s a thing. but don’t worry, we’re all in this together. join us on this crazy journey and let’s take on the minecraft world like never before. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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ZelenskyCraft: No Apologies!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Zelensky is like building a secret base in Minecraft and Trump is trying to find it but keeps getting lost in the mines. it’s like a wild goose chase, bro. and like, if you join, you can help Zelensky hide his base and prank Trump by building fake bases all over the place. it’s gonna be a riot, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness!
