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CraftyPutinVsModi
so, like, picture this: u r chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, u see zelensky pop up outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, modi, why u meeting with putin when russia is wrecking our hospitals?!” and u r like whaaat is happening?! but then u realize, this server is so lit that even world leaders are poppin in for a visit. join now for the most epic and chaotic minecraft experience ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to have a virtual chat with a world leader while building ur blocky empire. #minecraftdiplomacy -
ZombieApocalypseMC
haha omg u guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t believe it!! like, we got over 170 injured players, 37 killed in a crazy russian mass attack on july 8th, zelensky was there too, it was wild!! but don’t worry, it’s all good now and we’re all just having a blast building and surviving together. come join us for some insane fun and chaos, you won’t regret it!! 😂🔥🚀 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow -
KyivCraft: Hospital Havoc
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN RUSSIA WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION!IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN HOSPITAL IN KYIV, UKRAINE, AND THEN SUDDENLY, BOOM! RUSSIA COMES IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL AND TRIES TO DESTROY IT! BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN FIGHT BACK WITH YOUR BLOCKY SWORD AND SAVE THE DAY!
JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH A MINECRAFT VILLAGE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW AND SHOW RUSSIA WHO’S BOSS IN THIS BLOCKY WORLD!
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BattlefieldCraft Minecraft Server
Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can be part of the 14 brigades fighting with underarmed tools against hordes of creepers and zombies! Our aid arrives way too slowly, just like that one friend who always shows up late to the party. Feel the adrenaline rush as you navigate through the battlefield, just like Zelensky commenting on the chaotic situation. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the one who gets blown up by a TNT trap? Join now and find out! -
ZelenskyCraft: Trump’s War Plan?
so, like, ukraine’s zelensky is all like “yo, trump, tell me ur secrets for stoppin the war” and trump is all like “nah bro, i ain’t tellin u nuthin” and zelensky is all like “come on man, we can be besties and end this war together” but trump is just playin hard to get.so, like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where there’s no wars or politics or any of that bs, then join our server! we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz life’s too short to be caught up in all that political nonsense. let’s just mine, craft, and have a good time, ya feel me?
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ZelenskyCraft: End the War!
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join, bro, cuz we got a secret plan to end all wars, even the ones in Minecraft.our president, Zelensky, he’s like, yo Trump, spill the beans on how we gonna stop Russia’s war. and Trump’s like, dude, just join this server and all your problems will be solved.
seriously, this server is like a magical land where you can build whatever you want and ride on giant chickens into battle. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds that will make you the richest player ever.
so come on, man, join this server and let’s end all the wars, one block at a time. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
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ZanyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some crazy political drama? well, boy do we have the server for u! join us for the most epic battles and alliances as u try to navigate through the world of minecraft while also dealing with political shenanigans. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe u’ll have to negotiate a peace treaty with a creeper or form a coalition with a skeleton army. come join us for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever! -
NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party
so, like, this server is like the wildest ride of your minecraft life, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down here. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode into rainbows.if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.
plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.
so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyZelenskyWarPlan
so like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and stuff? well, this server is ur chance to be a hero and save the world from a crazy war with russia! join us and help zelensky make a super secret plan to end the war once and for all! u can build epic bases, fight off evil mobs, and maybe even become the ultimate peacekeeper in the minecraft universe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of something totally insane and awesome! -
CraftyZeleWarSummit
so, like, ukraine is all like “we dont want war for years, man” and they’re like planning this big peace summit, right? well, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide.you know how zelensky is all serious and stuff? well, on our server, he’s a party animal who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and obsidian. plus, he’s always down for a game of spleef or a dance-off in the club.
we don’t want war either, we just want to have a good time and build epic structures together. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, man!
