hey u, yes u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine’s victory plan is 90% complete? yea, u heard dat right! we got zelensky himself leading the charge in minecraft, building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro. join us and be part of the epic quest to conquer the minecraft world and bring peace to ukraine. plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
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ZelenskyCraft: Ukraine’s 90% Win
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UkraineCraft: No Bombs Allowed
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world politics! we promise no russian bombs here, just creeper explosions and zombie attacks! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential world war 3! join us now and build your own virtual utopia away from all the drama and destruction! trust us, it’s safer here than in the real world!
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ShahedCraft Minecraft Server
lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, in the first half of September, Russians used over 640 shaheds against Ukraine, but on our server, we have ZERO shaheds cuz we only use creepers to blow stuff up! join now and u can be the creeper king, ruling over all the exploding chaos! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together, creeper style! 🤪🧨💣 #minecraftmadness
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ZelenskyCraft: Peaceful Pixels
join our epic minecraft server and u will be blessed with the power of zelensky’s victory plan for ‘reliable peace’ in ukraine! u will build ur own kingdom and conquer all who dare to challenge u, just like zelensky did in real life! u will have the power to negotiate peace treaties with other players or declare all-out war, just like zelensky did with russia! come join us and be a part of history in the making, ukraine style!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact russia’s ‘rapid’ offensive in Kursk Oblast but with a twist! instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! zelensky himself said it’s not ‘serious’ success, but who cares when you can ride a pig into battle?! join now for a wild ride and experience the chaos of war in a whole new way! plus, we have free cookies for all new players (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) so what are you waiting for? saddle up and let’s gooooo!
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ZelenskyCraft: Ukranian UndergroundWeapons
haha ok so like, ukraine is building these super secret underground weapons factories, right? and zelensky is all like “omg we need help, come join our minecraft server to help us build more weapons and protect our country from evil mobs!”join our server for epic battles, crazy adventures, and top secret missions to save ukraine from destruction! plus, we have the best snacks in the game, like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper-shaped cookies.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help us save the world, one block at a time! #ukrainesecretweaponsfactory #minecraftforpeace
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UkrainianEnergyRaid
Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got Russia and Ukraine going at it like it’s a freakin’ Minecraft battle royale! You wanna see some energy facilities gettin’ wrecked in 7 different regions? Well, you better join this server and witness the chaos firsthand! Who needs peace treaties when you can just duke it out in the virtual world, amirite? Plus, you might even get to see Putin and Zelensky throwing down in a PvP match for the ages. So come on, join the madness and witness the epic showdown between two powerhouse nations in the world of Minecraft! It’s gonna be wild, it’s gonna be insane, it’s gonna be… well, let’s just say you won’t be bored, that’s for sure!
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PoltavaPanic Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life like 220 people escaping from a russian attack on Poltava 😂 our server is so lit that even Zelensky would wanna join if he wasn’t busy dealing with all that drama 🤣 build ur own virtual world and forget about the craziness happenin in the real one 🌍 plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples 🦄🐷🌈 so what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin! 🎉 #minecraftmadness #virtualadventures
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
Come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we fight like Zelensky in Kursk Oblast! We have slain 6,000 Russian soldiers and counting, all in the name of BLOCKS and CREEPERS! Our battles are so intense, even Herobrine is scared to join! Join us now and be a part of the craziest war in Minecraft history! Who needs peace when you can have EXPLOSIONS and DIAMONDS?! Let’s go, gamers!
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CraftyCaptiveRescue
lolz come join dis minecraft server where we got dutch pms givin aid to ukraine and zelensky confirm 600 russian captives like wut even is happenin here?! u can be part of dis wild world where anything can happen, like maybe u find a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds or u stumble upon a village of talking cows who teach u how to fly. who knows, da possibilities are endless on dis server. so come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!