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  • Crafting ZelenSkys!

    Crafting ZelenSkys!

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    The Great Endgame: Zelensky vs. The Blockheads

    Imagine, if you will, a pixelated battlefield unfolding in a realm where approval ratings fuel the skies, and the clash of heroes shakes the very foundation of the ground beneath you. Welcome to The Great Endgame, where Zelensky—or the mystical Zelblocki, as he’s known in this land—stands valiantly against the blocky forces of chaos, led by none other than TRUMP-ocalypse. Join us now, or forever rot in a pit of passive mobs!


    The Fabric of Reality: What’s Really Going On?

    Did you feel that tremor? Was it the last update? Or just a collective sigh of political resignation echoing from the Nether? The latest polls claim a defiant 68% approval of our pixelated leader, Zelblocki, but how? With every swing of his enchanted sword, does he change the destiny of Cubicadia, or is it the Trump Tower of Obfuscation, looming ominously, casting shadows of doubt?

    Welcome to a place where loyalty is but a block in a vast, ever-shifting world! The villagers whisper, “Did you hear? The alliances are shifting like sand through a dispensar!”


    Features that Defy Logic (But Not Gravity)

    FeatureDescription
    Dismemberment-o-MancyReal-time ratings adjustment every time you mine coal!
    Pixelated Political CampaignsAdvertise your platform with crafted banners and assassination plots!
    Craftable ConspiraciesCombine ink and rotten flesh for instant disinformation!
    Looming TyrannyA server-wide emoji system that morphs local Minecraft mayors into despots at dusk!

    Testimonials from the Mined and Dismayed

    “I never wanted to build a wall, but now I’m under construction. Please send help.” – u/NotDepressedJustMining

    “Honestly, I think the Enderman is a metaphor for my existential dread.” – u/JustAFencePost


    The Underground† Truth

    What if I told you this server was banned in 12 countries? But why? The answer remains obscured in the mists of the End, weaving between the silent cries of those who dared to challenge Zelblocki’s divine reign. They say it’s because of the Lies of The Ledger, a diabolical book that reveals too much—yet never enough.


    Secret Features: What Lies Beneath the Bedrock?

    • Encounter mysterious villager cults selling potions of disillusionment.
    • Use the Zelblockian pickaxe that has a rumored “magical” property: it speaks and tells only half-truths!
    • Engage in the once-in-a-lifetime Collapse of Time event where yesterday became today and tomorrow is indefinitely postponed.

    FAQ: The Questions You Never Asked (Because They Don’t Matter)

    Q: Can I trust Zelblocki? A: Trust is a relative block. Relative to where you placed your last spawn point.

    Q: What’s the server’s real purpose? A: Is there a purpose, or are we all mere conjurings of a fragment of someone’s imagination?

    Q: How do I join this server? A: Join now or face the unending consequences of indecision! (It may involve falling into the Void… repeatedly.)


    Final Call: Take the Leap!

    Will you step into this chaos? Will you embrace the nonsensical duality of Zelensky’s rising approval in a world filled with existential dread? Only the bravest (or most absurdly curious) will find their way through the cobwebbed paths of the Great Endgame. Don your diamond armor, sharpen your enchanted sword, and prepare to question everything you know about politics, block-building, and the very essence of reality itself.

    No refunds on sanity or reasoning. Come and join the descent into the beautifully bizarre!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DrewCraft: Where AEW’s Roster Mines for Gold!

    DrewCraft: Where AEW’s Roster Mines for Gold!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cut anyone you want in the PvP arena! That’s right, no more holding back – unleash your inner warrior and show no mercy to your enemies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the weather with their magical powers. Join forces with them and you’ll never have to worry about rain ruining your crops again.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for gold. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered beast and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, watch your back in the PvP arena – you never know who might be coming for you next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SkyBlockOrigins

    SkyBlockOrigins

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    SkyBlockOrigins is a Minecraft sever were its based original skyblock. This means that this sever is not pay to win and it also doesn’t have 1 million plugins which means your game can run smother, but it also looks like normal Minecraft with really good features still being in the game. We have taken so much time to create this sever for all of you and hope you like it as much as we do!

    82.153.0.6

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Aiko middle school

    Aiko middle school

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    Hey! Welcome to Aiko SMP.A very friendly Survival SMP server dedicated to, and ran by the YouTuber & Streamer @aikoloco123!We offer a very fun and explorational custom map, with custom spawners, a balanced economy, player skills & challenges and much more.

    apx2272496.apexmc.co

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Littl3Craft3rs: For when you’re tired of digging straight down and falling into lava with your friends

    Littl3Craft3rs: For when you’re tired of digging straight down and falling into lava with your friends

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    About Us
    We are Littl3Craft3rs! We are an adult only Java/Bedrock SMP survival server.
    Start and End Date
    Opened on March 10th 2024. No reset planned in the near future.
    Our Community
    Small, whitelisted, English speaking only server with application system on Discord
    What Version
    Version 1.20.40
    Our Plan
    Future build competitions, community shopping district, nether hub
    Are we Vanilla
    4 plugins: One player sleep, easier tree cutting, chest of items on death, mob heads

    FAQs

    How can I join the server?

    To join our server, you need to apply through our Discord server and be whitelisted.

    Is PvP allowed on the server?

    No, PvP is not allowed on our server. We focus on cooperative gameplay.

    Are there any age restrictions to join?

    Yes, we are an adult-only server, so only players above 18 years old can join.

    What happens if I die in the game?

    A chest with your items will be created at the location where you died, thanks to one of our plugins.

    Can I build anywhere in the server?

    Yes, as long as you respect other players’ creations and follow any building guidelines set by the community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EU Crafty Banter

    EU Crafty Banter

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    Are you tired of living in a world where you have to work a measly 25 hours a week and go on vacations every year? Sick of a government that isn’t corrupt and elites who don’t poison you for fun? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where cars are obsolete and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boring real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us now and say goodbye to the mundane!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Coiffure Crew

    Crafty Coiffure Crew

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    Welcome to the most hair-raising Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us and experience the wildest adventures with our Hair Bros, a group of Minecraft players who are known for their luscious locks and epic battles.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Hair Bros once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their flowing manes. That’s right, their hair was so powerful that it repelled the explosive creatures and saved the day.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden hair salons where you can customize your character’s hairstyle with the most outrageous options imaginable. From rainbow-colored locks to giant afros, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hair-raising adventure and show off your fabulous mane to the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legendary Hair Bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VK Network

    VK Network

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    Hey! Player welcomr to the VK-Network. VK-Network is cracked lifesteal smp for all player like java and pe.

    N9.MCST.IO:35770

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  • Adventure to Alaria (GeoPol/RP)

    Adventure to Alaria (GeoPol/RP)

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    Welcome to a new worldbuilding/GeoPol unlike anything you’ve ever seen!

    ========================================Adventure to Alaria is the server for you!========================================|| Server version|| 1.20.4 |||| Server IP || play.alariasteampunk.com || *Whitelist!|| Discord || discord.gg/Z2CazDyCnv ||

    Incredibly Advanced Custom PluginsIntelligent and intuitive designsUnparalleled scope for Worldbuilding, GeoPolitics, and Roleplaying opportunities!

    ==============================================Are you right for us?

    We’re looking for mature players with a strong enthusiasm for worldbuilding, who enjoy being creative and taking full advantage of all our unique and powerful systems.

    **That’s Great, but what can you offer me as a player?**

    1. Multiple Connected Worlds – Explore and build, including limited worlds for expeditions where you will gather powerful loot, fight great enemies, and weave epic tales.

    2. An economy based around currency, with systems in place to ensure the economy won’t stagnate! Plenty of Resource to collect, trade and convert to money.

    3. A unique system designed from the ground up** featuring state of the art features such as real-time Conveyor Belts, Factories for automated resource production, Turrets, Barracks to Spawn NPC soldiers, NPCs to gather Wood, and so much more!

    4. Land Claiming, Faction forming, and nation development powered by a modified Lands Plugin.

    5. Craftbook and Trains added to the server, providing extreme freedoms once you decide to capitalise on them!

    6. Full production chains for Firearms, ammunition, and fuel. Fuel can be utilised in our Steam Airships and (soon) Mechs and Land vehicles, all with WSAD controls!

    7. Collect and Battle Pets to accompany you on your adventures! Level them up and improve their abilities.

    Join our Discord, hit up the application, and one of our staff will approve you. We have a whitelist as we have a strong community, which we don’t want to compromise!

    As always, feel free to send me a DM with questions! Chat soon,

    Craig

    play.alariasteampunk.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Royal network

    Royal network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: play.maharlika.games

    play.maharlika.games

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Lifesteal Fact-fiction: Where stealing lives means more than just stealing pixels!

    Lifesteal Fact-fiction: Where stealing lives means more than just stealing pixels!

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP Addresslifestealfactions.duckdns.org
    Discorddiscord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3

    Overview:

    Come play on lifesteal factions! It’s a simple server with a small and friendly community. The world border is 16X16K and features factions. If you enjoy betrayal and hardcore PvP, this server is for you. Implemented anti-Xray for fair gameplay. Hope to see you there!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, use the IP address lifestealfactions.duckdns.org in your Minecraft client.

    2. Is there a Discord for the server?

    Yes, the server has a Discord community at discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3.

    3. What is the world border size?

    The world border on the server is 16X16K.

    4. What features does the server have?

    The server features factions and is known for its hardcore PvP gameplay with betrayal elements.

    5. Is there any anti-cheat measure in place?

    Yes, the server has implemented anti-Xray to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    6. How can I have fun on the server?

    Join the community, interact with other players, participate in faction activities, and enjoy the hardcore PvP experience the server offers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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