Zelensky poll results Minecraft Servers

Zelensky poll results

  • Crafting ZelenSkys!

    Crafting ZelenSkys!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Great Endgame: Zelensky vs. The Blockheads

    Imagine, if you will, a pixelated battlefield unfolding in a realm where approval ratings fuel the skies, and the clash of heroes shakes the very foundation of the ground beneath you. Welcome to The Great Endgame, where Zelensky—or the mystical Zelblocki, as he’s known in this land—stands valiantly against the blocky forces of chaos, led by none other than TRUMP-ocalypse. Join us now, or forever rot in a pit of passive mobs!


    The Fabric of Reality: What’s Really Going On?

    Did you feel that tremor? Was it the last update? Or just a collective sigh of political resignation echoing from the Nether? The latest polls claim a defiant 68% approval of our pixelated leader, Zelblocki, but how? With every swing of his enchanted sword, does he change the destiny of Cubicadia, or is it the Trump Tower of Obfuscation, looming ominously, casting shadows of doubt?

    Welcome to a place where loyalty is but a block in a vast, ever-shifting world! The villagers whisper, “Did you hear? The alliances are shifting like sand through a dispensar!”


    Features that Defy Logic (But Not Gravity)

    Feature Description
    Dismemberment-o-Mancy Real-time ratings adjustment every time you mine coal!
    Pixelated Political Campaigns Advertise your platform with crafted banners and assassination plots!
    Craftable Conspiracies Combine ink and rotten flesh for instant disinformation!
    Looming Tyranny A server-wide emoji system that morphs local Minecraft mayors into despots at dusk!

    Testimonials from the Mined and Dismayed

    “I never wanted to build a wall, but now I’m under construction. Please send help.” – u/NotDepressedJustMining

    “Honestly, I think the Enderman is a metaphor for my existential dread.” – u/JustAFencePost


    The Underground† Truth

    What if I told you this server was banned in 12 countries? But why? The answer remains obscured in the mists of the End, weaving between the silent cries of those who dared to challenge Zelblocki’s divine reign. They say it’s because of the Lies of The Ledger, a diabolical book that reveals too much—yet never enough.


    Secret Features: What Lies Beneath the Bedrock?

      • Encounter mysterious villager cults selling potions of disillusionment.
      • Use the Zelblockian pickaxe that has a rumored “magical” property: it speaks and tells only half-truths!
      • Engage in the once-in-a-lifetime Collapse of Time event where yesterday became today and tomorrow is indefinitely postponed.

    FAQ: The Questions You Never Asked (Because They Don’t Matter)

    Q: Can I trust Zelblocki? A: Trust is a relative block. Relative to where you placed your last spawn point.

    Q: What’s the server’s real purpose? A: Is there a purpose, or are we all mere conjurings of a fragment of someone’s imagination?

    Q: How do I join this server? A: Join now or face the unending consequences of indecision! (It may involve falling into the Void… repeatedly.)


    Final Call: Take the Leap!

    Will you step into this chaos? Will you embrace the nonsensical duality of Zelensky’s rising approval in a world filled with existential dread? Only the bravest (or most absurdly curious) will find their way through the cobwebbed paths of the Great Endgame. Don your diamond armor, sharpen your enchanted sword, and prepare to question everything you know about politics, block-building, and the very essence of reality itself.

    No refunds on sanity or reasoning. Come and join the descent into the beautifully bizarre!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DickCraft: Where She Sees Your Blocks

    DickCraft: Where She Sees Your Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – if a player sees your pixelated peen, they’ll be so shocked that they’ll have to give you all their diamonds! That’s right, folks, show off your blocky bulge and watch the riches roll in!

    But that’s not all – we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that granted them the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Join our server and you too could uncover hidden treasures and unlock incredible abilities that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything can happen, including unexpected encounters with other players’ private parts!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Paul Heyman’s WWE Minecraft Madness: Roman, Jimmy, Jey, and Sami Edition

    Paul Heyman’s WWE Minecraft Madness: Roman, Jimmy, Jey, and Sami Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Roman Reigns, Jimmy and Jey Uso, and Sami Zayn are managed by Paul Heyman, facing off against Solo, Tama Tonga, and Jacob Fatu managed by Jim Cornette.

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Witness Roman Reigns building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft, with Paul Heyman as his loyal architect. 2. Watch Jimmy and Jey Uso pull off the most epic pranks on unsuspecting players, all while Sami Zayn provides hilarious commentary. 3. Join Solo, Tama Tonga, and Jacob Fatu as they embark on a quest to find the rarest diamonds in the game, with Jim Cornette yelling at them every step of the way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where drama, comedy, and chaos collide in the most epic showdown of all time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mist SMP Season 2: Where Semi-Vanilla meets Deadly Vanilla

    Mist SMP Season 2: Where Semi-Vanilla meets Deadly Vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Mist SMP Season 2!
    Server Type: Minecraft SMP
    Start Date: 12th May
    Discord: Join our Discord
    Trailer: Watch the Trailer

    Features of the server

    Vulcan anti-cheat 🔒 Ensures fair gameplay and prevents cheating.
    Infuse mod 🌟 Adds exciting elements to PVP battles, making them more dynamic and strategic.
    Teams plugin 🛡️ Allows players to form alliances and work together towards common goals.
    Tpa plugin 🌐 Enables players to teleport to each other, enhancing teamwork and coordination during gameplay.
    24/7 server 🌜 Enjoy uninterrupted gameplay anytime, day or night, with our round-the-clock server availability.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join Mist SMP Season 2?

    To join, simply connect to our server starting on the 12th of May. Make sure to also join our Discord for updates and announcements.

    2. What is the Infuse mod?

    The Infuse mod adds new features and elements to PVP battles, making them more dynamic and strategic. It enhances gameplay and adds excitement to every encounter.

    3. Can I form alliances with other players?

    Yes, you can use the Teams plugin to form alliances with other players and work together towards common goals on the server.

    4. Is cheating allowed on Mist SMP Season 2?

    No, cheating is strictly prohibited on our server. We have Vulcan anti-cheat in place to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    5. How can I teleport to other players?

    Use the Tpa plugin to teleport to other players on the server. This can help with teamwork and coordination during gameplay.

    6. Is the server available 24/7?

    Yes, our server is available 24/7, allowing you to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay anytime, day or night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Drama Club

    Blocky Drama Club

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of players dressed as chickens come charging in, throwing eggs and causing mayhem. Or how about the time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server?

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs, treasure hunts with hidden loot, and even a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join us on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the chaos realm!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP