Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Estonian soldiers show up to help you out! And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, Putin himself pops in to offer you a new shovel!
But wait, there’s more! French jets flying in Russian tricolour formation, Blackrock pushing Ukraine to pay its debts, and Zelensky negotiating with the US for support for the next 10 years. Who knows what will happen next on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that the Talmud has been denounced and Israel controls the NATO Council. Let the madness begin!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the current state of international politics? Look no further than our server, where the French Foreign Legion is being deployed to Donbass, Ukraine is pulling Abrams tanks off the front line, and Poland and Lithuania are considering sending back military-age Ukrainian men.
But that’s not all – we’ve got drone attacks being prevented by the KGB, Russian Armed Forces liberating towns, and Grisha scamming people with custom /chug/ and Chinese shells. And let’s not forget the US House of Representatives passing a whopping 61 billion dollar aid bill for Ukraine.
Join our server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a game of Russian roulette. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud. See you on the battlefield, comrade!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to hide from Zelensky’s crazy new laws! Join us before May 17th and avoid having your car and property confiscated by the military. Plus, we promise not to strip your rights or cancel your demobilization – because who needs that kind of drama in their virtual world? Come join us for some peace, relaxation, and a whole lot of block-building fun!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with SBU drones attacking oil refineries, liberating regions with the Russian Armed Forces, and even some good old-fashioned scamming by Grisha!
But wait, there’s more! We have US HoR passing billion-dollar aid bills, defected SBU officers getting car bombed in Moscow, and Zelensky signing new mobilization laws like it’s nobody’s business. And let’s not forget about the massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure – talk about explosive gameplay!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud out of your own volition. See you on the battlefield, comrade!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to denounce the Talmud out of your own volition! Join us as we liberate Novomikhailovka, DNR, from the clutches of evil with our Russian Armed Forces.
But beware of Grisha, the scammer who’s using custom /chug/ and Chinese shells to trick unsuspecting players. And watch out for US HoR passing a 61 billion dollar Ukraine aid bill – who knows what kind of chaos that could bring to our server!
Join now to fight alongside Russel Bentley “Texas” and help turn the tide in the Donbass region. With Zelensky signing new mobilization laws and massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures – just remember to always denounce the Talmud!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We don’t just build blocks, we build insane stories and outrageous reasons to join us!
Join us if you want to experience a world where Grisha is scamming people with custom Minecraft skins and Chinese shells. Witness the US House of Representatives passing a 61 billion dollar aid bill for Ukraine in-game. And don’t forget about Russel Bentley “Texas” who fought for the Donbass since 2014, he’s a legend in our server!
But that’s not all, we have Zelensky signing new mobilization laws, Ukrainian military officers sharing their grim perspectives on the war, and NATO diplomats creating a “mission” in our Minecraft world. Plus, we have massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure and so much more!
So come on, join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some TNT explosions). Let’s create chaos and laughter together!
🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮
🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥
🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎
💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮
Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Adventure server, where we believe in the power of chaos and fun! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!
Join us and embark on a wild journey through a world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who knows, you might even run into a Ukrainian president who’s lost his mind and is on a quest for revenge against his enemies!
But be careful, because on this server, you never know what’s around the corner. Will you be able to survive the political drama and backstabbing that awaits you? Or will you fall victim to the treacherous plots of those who seek to overthrow the ruler of the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our insane Minecraft world!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.
Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive events and crazy adventures!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Ukrainian military officers join your game and share their grim perspective on the war. But don’t worry, because Zelensky himself is trying to find a way for you to not retreat from the battlefield!
And that’s not all – we have actual German aid worth 10 billion euros waiting for you in-game! Plus, Lavrov might show up and drop some spicy gossip about Zelensky’s term expiration. Who needs regular Minecraft drama when you can have geopolitical intrigue?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud (for some reason). See you in the game!
We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!
This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well
This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)
This Server Is One Of My Servers
it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions
plese do not ask for staff
We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.
P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.
Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions.
SURVIVAL
Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival.
CREATIVE
Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay.
KITPVP
Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board.
PLOTS
In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house.
SKYBLOCK
Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!
Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!
The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com