Zelenskiy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

OrbánCraft: Betraying Europe!

Hungary, european union, summit, Ukraine, uk

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. We got, like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on that will blow your mind.

First off, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at anyone who gets too close. It’s like, totally bananas, man.

And then, get this, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’re all super fancy and stuff, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is, we have this epic battle arena where players can fight each other using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s like a feathered frenzy of chaos and clucks, dude.

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make you question reality, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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TraitorCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Zelenskiy, public opinion, Awards, TraitorCraft

so, like, this server is like, totally the best ever because we have this crazy cool feature where if you find a diamond, a real life diamond magically appears in your pocket! i know, right? it’s like, so insane.

also, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron beak. they have this whole society set up where they wear tiny little suits and have meetings to discuss the best ways to keep the players entertained.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas who are actually secret agents working to uncover the truth about the mysterious disappearance of all the cake on the server? it’s a real whodunit, let me tell you.

so, if you want to join a server where the diamonds are real, the chickens are in charge, and the llamas are on a mission, then you definitely need to join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Zelenskiy’s Epic Minecraft Server

negotiations, New Trump Presidency, international relations, Conflict, Server

so like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft with a president? well guess what, on our server u can play with zelenskiy himself! he’s like, not afraid of anything, not even a new trump presidency. he’s out here fighting wars and building houses at the same time. join our server for a wild time with zelenskiy and his epic minecraft skills. who needs politics when u have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? come join the fun!

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CrafterMistake: Biden vs Putin

communication error, mistake, CrafterMistake, Politics, foreign policy

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sum crazy reasons why u should! first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone! also, our admins are actually aliens from outer space who can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes.

if u join our server, u might even get a chance to ride a magical unicorn through a rainbow forest while fighting off evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. and don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in our arena, where players can summon dragons and summon lightning strikes to defeat their opponents.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity doesn’t exist and players can fly around like superheroes? yeah, it’s pretty insane. so come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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KyivCraft: Stop Russian Terror!

Terror, Russian, STOP, Zelenskiy, civilian casualties

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we stop Russian terror like Zelenskiy! We fight off evil mobs like Putin and his minions, protectin’ our precious blocky world from destruction! Plus, we got a children’s hospital in Kyiv that needs savin’ from creepers and zombies, so come help us out and be a hero! Join now for epic battles and crazy adventures, cuz together we can stop the madness and build a better world in Minecraft! Let’s goooo! 🚀🔥💥

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OrbanCraft: No Mediators Allowed

Diplomacy, territorial disputes, Zelenskiy, Orbán, bilateral relations

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Orban are like, fighting it out in a virtual world? It’s like, totally bonkers, dude! You gotta join this server if you wanna see some epic battles between these two world leaders. Who knew they were such pro gamers, amirite? Plus, there’s like, dragons and unicorns and stuff roaming around, so it’s like a magical warzone. Join now for a wild ride, bro!

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ZelenskiyCraft: Revenge of Ukraine

president, Military Action, War, Politics, Government

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine’s zelenskiy as our leader and he’s gonna get revenge on russia by building the biggest TNT cannon you’ve ever seen! watch out russia, we’re coming for you in blocky style! join now for a chance to be a part of this epic battle and help zelenskiy get his revenge in the most explosive way possible! BOOM!

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UkraineCraft – Minecraft Server

nato, Czech, Ukraine, icc, visually confirmed losses

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the daily battlefield assessment involves more drama than a soap opera. Join us and witness Zelenskiy signing security agreements in Brussels one minute, only to be visiting troops in eastern Ukraine to boost morale the next.

But that’s not all – we’ve got Russia blocking media outlets left and right, migrants flooding into Moscow faster than you can say “redstone,” and NATO appointing a Dutch Prime Minister as its next secretary-general because why not?

And if you’re into crazy stories, how about 90 Ukrainian POWs being freed from Russian captivity or Ukraine downing almost 90% of the drones launched by Russia? It’s like a real-life Minecraft battle royale, but with more political intrigue and less diamond swords.

So join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead? 🤪🔥 #JoinTheChaos #MinecraftMadness

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ZelenskiyCraft: Defend Against Russian Terror

War, national security, Zelenskiy, SECURITY, Tragedy

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect against russian terror like zelenskiy! we need more air defenses to keep our players safe from the vilnyansk casualties! join us and fight against the evil russians in the virtual world of minecraft! build your own air defenses and protect your base from the enemy attacks! let’s show those russians who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world! join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!

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LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s

Decision making, self-determination, international relations, Ukraine, national identity

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.

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