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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1175 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!