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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8245 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 95887 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Crops Grown: | 1675 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!
