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Salvage The Anime Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Audience, criticism, CSM anime, Direction, Disappointment, discussion, Expectations, Fandom, Feedback, Future, Hope, Improvement, Minecraft, point, Potential, production, Salvage, Salvaging, Server, Storyline

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant robot piloted by a talking cat shows up and challenges you to a duel. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle mythical creatures, build epic structures with your friends, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

ass, BOOTY, Canada, Canadian, Canadian ass, Canadian beauty, Canadian booty, Canadian culture, Canadian fashion, Canadian heritage, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian men, Canadian pride, Canadian women, Minecraft, need more, need more ass, need more Canadian, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

HateCraft Minecraft Server

ah, child, children, confession, Conflict, dealbreaker, decision, discussion, family, Father, forgiveness, Guilt, hate, HateCraft, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Pregnancy, relationship, Rude, Server, Trust, VIOLATION

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting poked with holes are creepers trying to sneak up on you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises like a husband who sabotages birth control. Our server is a safe space for all players, no shady behavior allowed! So come on over and build your dream world without any baby daddy drama. Trust us, you won’t find any AHs here, just friendly gamers ready to explore and create together!

LockOutLootOut

BETRAYAL, changing locks, Cheating, confronting cheating spouse, custody battle, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family drama, forgiveness, Infidelity, LockOutLootOut, marital crisis, marriage problems, moving on, relationship advice, seeking closure, seeking legal advice, snooping, standing up for yourself, throwing clothes out, trust issues

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your cheating husband drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and escape the real world craziness.

Our server is filled with surprises just like finding perfume on your husband’s clothes. But don’t worry, there are no flirty messages here, just friendly banter and epic adventures.

Unlike changing the locks on your cheating spouse, on our server, you can build and create without any drama. And if you ever feel like throwing something out the window, just toss a block into the abyss (or maybe just into the virtual dumpster).

Join us now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? Plus, we promise not to judge you for overreacting or blocking your ex on social media. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

AxisCraft: UkrTroopsInvadeRU

Advanced, aggression, AxisCraft, border, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, forbes, Geopolitical, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, new axis, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Territory, Ukrainian troops, UkrTroopsInvadeRU

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? then BOOM, ukrainian troops come storming in from russia on a new axis! like, who even knew that was possible in Minecraft, right? it’s like a whole new level of PVP action, but with a twist! join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever experience, plus you might even get to ride a flying pig into battle or something crazy like that. seriously, this server is lit AF, you gotta join now before the ukrainian troops take over the whole dang place!

Repost Her Content Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who have mastered the art of building giant statues of Steve riding a pig. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait, is that a stack of enchanted golden apples? Join us today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server…but you didn’t hear that from us.

SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with no rules and no limits to what you can do.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter giant flying squids, talking cows, or even a group of friendly creepers who just want to party. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

BabyTalkCraft

Affection, annoyance, Apology, BabyTalkCraft, babytalking, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conversation, DAUGHTER, endearing, family, Fun, growth, love, Maturity, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, relationship, Respect

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7592	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of your dad constantly babytalking you and asking for snackie-snacks on a Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the cringy dad jokes and build your own snackie-snack empire without any parental interference!

We promise no one will ask you to pass the juice-juice or babytalk you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their age or relationship with their parents.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free snackie-snack dispenser in your virtual house! Who needs real-life parents when you have unlimited snackie-snacks in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward family interactions in the virtual world!

CelebLife Minecraft SMP

CelebLife, celebrity life, everyday life, Expectations, Fame, fame vs reality, Fans, glamour, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, paparazzi, PRESSURE, privacy, public image, recognition, scrutiny, smp, social media, spotlight, stress, success, wealth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the biggest difference is that instead of paparazzi following you around, it’s creepers trying to blow you up! Join our server for a chance to live like a true Minecraft superstar, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in our world, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players. So why live a boring, normal life when you could be living it up in our crazy, celebrity-filled Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to fame and fortune (or at least a really cool castle).

CraftyAnxiousGamer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of constantly feeling on edge and stressed out in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Our server is specially designed for anxious individuals looking for a virtual escape from the chaos of everyday life. Need a break from social interactions? No problem! You can play solo or team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with anxiety.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Alpaca, a mystical creature that roams the virtual landscape offering words of wisdom and comfort to those in need. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Anxiety Alpaca, your anxiety levels will decrease by 1000%!

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your anxiety-induced habits. Who knew that a virtual world could be the key to finding peace and relaxation?