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DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Potions Brewed:	139	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Farms Harvested:	349
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Crops Grown:	2830
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6420	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	831
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	207919
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	110	Secret Passages Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!