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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 301 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6094 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.