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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5624 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 276 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
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