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CraftyFoodieZapScientists

#cyberattacks, Academia, alcohol, CraftyFoodieZapScientists, extremists, fascists, harms, health, Lawsuits, physical violence, prohibitionists, public health, research, Safety, scientists, study, Surveillance, Threats, tobacco, ultra-processed foods, zealots

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Votes:	1265
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Gods Slained:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL BE ATTACKED BY EVIL TOBACCO MONSTERS, ALCOHOL GHOSTS, AND ULTRA-PROCESSED FOOD ZOMBIES! SCIENTISTS ARE FIGHTING THEM OFF EVERY DAY WITH THEIR PICKAXES AND SWORDS, BUT THEY NEED YOUR HELP! IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’LL BE LABELED AS AN EXTREMIST, FASCIST, ZEALOT, OR PROHIBITIONIST! DON’T BE A VICTIM OF THE CYBERATTACKS, LAWSUITS, SURVEILLANCE, AND PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE EVILS OF TOBACCO, ALCOHOL, AND JUNK FOOD!

KindCraft: Kindness is Key

act of kindness, brightened day, changed day, feel-good moment, Gratitude, heartwarming gesture, key, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness changes everything, kindness in action, kindness is contagious, kindness is powerful, kindness matters, positive impact, Random act of kindness, simple gesture, small act, small gesture, spreading joy, unexpected kindness, uplifting moment

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	574	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our community is filled with players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or even throw a surprise party for your virtual birthday!

One time, a player on our server was feeling down after losing all their diamonds in a mining accident. But instead of wallowing in despair, our community came together to organize a diamond hunt that led to a secret treasure trove filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. It was like a Minecraft version of a heist movie, complete with dramatic music and epic chase scenes!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare to have your day completely changed in the most unexpected and delightful ways!

CambodiaCraft: Health Alert Minecraft Server

ALERT, cambodia, CambodiaCraft, China, Covid-19, disease control, Epidemic, flu, global health, health, health alert, health emergency, health warning, hMPV outbreak, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak alert, outbreak response, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, respiratory virus, Server, viral infection, virus outbreak

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Items Found:	8035	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this cray cray server that’s hotter than a potato in a volcano? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Cambodia is issuing a health alert on it! That’s right, they’re saying it’s like a flu and Covid-19 combined, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of battling hMPV outbreaks while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the outbreak, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in town! Let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyWars: PeaceQuest

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWars, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, New Year’s message, Peace, peace agreement, peace talks, Peacebuilding, PeaceQuest, Polish president, political stability, regional cooperation, security measures, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build peace in ukraine with blocks! polish president is our main builder and he says we gotta end the war with just peace! come help us build a world where everyone is friends and no more fighting, just building! we got crazy events like block building competitions and peace rallies. join now and be a part of the most epic peace movement in minecraft history!

Wolf Tracklist Tyler 1.21.3

1.21.3, 48, awkward, bimmer, Campfire, Colossus, Cowboy, domo23, IFHY, jamba, lone, parking lot, partyisntover, Pigs, Rusty, Slater, tamale, Tracklist, trashwang, treehome95, Tyler, tyler the creator, Wolf

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	2538	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy party with wolves, cowboys, and awkward moments galore.

We got domo23 and slater throwing the wildest parties, and even Colossus makes an appearance to shake things up.

Forget about reality, join the chaos with partyisntover, campfires, and bimmers everywhere.

IFHY if you’re not on this server, where pigs roam free in parking lots and everything is rusty and trashwang.

Treehome95 is where it’s at, with tamales cooking and a lone adventurer seeking treasure.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get weird together!

MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	5083	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5418
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8859
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	714	Magical Moments Shared:	28

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	74	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Ores Mined:	4169
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.