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OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, discomfort, Emotional healing, event planning, ex boyfriend, ExBlockBoyfriend, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, guest list, Minecraft, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, Server, Therapy, Trauma, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5173
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Crops Grown:	6099
Potions Brewed:	116	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	572	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Votes:	9627
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Animals Bred:	66	Enchantments Applied:	283
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	931
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crops Grown:	5468
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3222
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!