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ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

CraftyCopClash

altercation, American citizen, arrest, assault, CraftyCopClash, criminal charges, criminal justice, detained, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, foreign country, international incident, law enforcement, Legal, Legal System, police officer, russia, US citizen, violence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Runes Activated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence is against creepers not police officers! we promise no detentions in russia, only detentions in our pixelated dungeons if you break the rules. but dont worry, our dungeons have wifi and free snacks! plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of minecraft karate so you know you’ll be safe. so come on down and join the fun, we promise you’ll have a blast!

ScottishStoneAltar

Altar Stone, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, discovery, distant, geology, historical, megalithic, Migration, Monument, Nature, Neolithic, Origins, prehistoric, researchers, scientific study, scotland, ScottishStoneAltar, stonehenge, Transportation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Star Shards Collected:	177	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ores Mined:	7705	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the blocks have stories to tell? well, dis server got u covered, cuz we got Stonehenge’s Altar Stone straight outta Scotland, like wutttt? imagine mining that bad boy and hearing it whisper ancient secrets in ur ear, u gotta join just for dat experience alone. plus, rumor has it dat if u build a shrine around it, u might unlock special powers like flying or shooting lasers outta ur eyes. don’t believe me? well, come check it out for urself and see if u can handle the epicness of our server. just be careful not to anger the stone, cuz u never know what ancient curses it might unleash on u. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Stonehenge together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Amythyst SMP

Amythyst SMP, Claims, home, Minecraft, new players, Ore Vein Miner, PvP, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	141087
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to Amythyst SMP! The server just started yesterday, we are a vanilla server with some quality of life plug ins! Such as Ore Vein Miner, TPA, home, claims, etc. and we are looking for newer players!

15.235.42.209:2628

Pixelated Chaos: Where gold is overrated and our gear is so custom it’s practically an art form. No need to pay for ranks either, we got you covered from 1.16 all the way to 1.21!

Adventure, AFK Zone, art, bedrock, Chaos, coinshop, Cosmetics, Covered, Custom, Custom Crates, DailyQuests, Discord, Explore, family friendly, form, Gear, GOLD, hats, java, Jobs, Lifesteal-based, mobs, Overrated, Pay, Pets, Piñata room, pixelated, practically, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Vibrant Community, vote parties

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Server Type: Lifesteal-based
Features: Mobs stronger, quests, dailyquests, jobs, skills, custom gear, custom crates, vote crates
Other Features: Custom commands, Piñata room for Vote Parties, AFK zone, coinshop, custom cosmetics
IP Address: play.goldenpixel.org
Versions: 1.16 – 1.21
Discord: https://discord.gg/UdxdG6T9

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

A: Golden Pixel is a lifesteal-based server with stronger mobs, custom gear, and a variety of exciting features for all types of players.
Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

A: Yes! Joining during beta testing earns you exclusive rewards for when the server officially launches.
Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for players who enjoy playing in a fun, family-friendly environment, respect other players, love to explore and build, and want to be part of a vibrant community.
Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address play.goldenpixel.org and make sure you are using versions 1.16 – 1.21 of Minecraft.

Blocky Roman Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	132193
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	285
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Roman gladiators, epic battles, and of course, sluts for big Roman cock!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of Roman warriors ready to show off their big, uh, swords. Join them in epic battles against mythical creatures and rival factions, all while enjoying the company of our lovely, ahem, companions who are always eager to lend a helping hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mystery, and maybe even a few surprises. Will you be brave enough to explore these dark depths and claim the riches that lie within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on this server, the only thing bigger than the Roman empire is, well, you know.

DemocraticDigger Minecraft SMP

activism, Average, Campaign, Candidate, Democracy, Democrat, DemocraticDigger, election, Government, grassroots, Ideology, liberal, Minecraft, Party, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, policy, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, progressive, smp, supporter, trump 2024, Voting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7627
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with players who are more chaotic than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about their political beliefs. Whether you’re a Trump supporter, a Biden fan, or just here for the memes, you’ll fit right in. Just be prepared to defend your views like your diamond armor depends on it!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who are more dedicated to their cause than a villager trying to protect their precious emeralds? Join us and choose your side: Trump 2024 or perish in a sea of lava! It’s a political showdown like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

Alone Time, childcare, default parent, Drinking, Expectations, family dynamics, flexible work hours, husband, morning routine, night owl, parenting, playing Xbox, RESPONSIBILITY, shoulder surgery, Sleep, sole income provider, stress, toddlers, Twins, TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4162	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the default parent? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all the hardworking moms out there who need a break from reality.

Join us and escape to a world where your husband actually wakes up before 10am and takes care of the kids without you having to ask. Imagine a place where he’s not just a night owl playing Xbox all night, but a responsible parent who shares the load.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your partner actually pulls their weight and you can finally get the break you deserve. So come on, join us and let’s make parenting fun again – at least in Minecraft!

NoSleepoverNoParty

aita, bbq, Bestie, celebrate, daughter’s 21st birthday, drinking and driving, Event, Friends, Hangout, husband, invited, mutual friends, NoSleepoverNoParty, planned, ribs, scheme, sleep over, Spouses, Tension, texted, working OT

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3643

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

FeelinGood in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in the depths of the Minecraft world when suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But instead of feeling rage, you can’t help but burst out laughing because you know you’re playing on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there.

Join our server for a chance to experience the most hilarious and absurd moments in Minecraft history. From epic pranks that will leave you in stitches to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will carry you to victory in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget what the best feeling you’ve ever felt was in the first place.

CraftyCraze: Build a giant chicken in Minecraft!

Adventure, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, chicken, cooking Class, CraftyCraze, cultural immersion, dance class, GIANT, Hiking, hot air balloon ride, learning a new language, meditation, Minecraft, mountain climbing, road trip, scuba diving, skydiving, solo travel, Surfing, travel, volunteering, wine tasting., zip lining

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7730
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	3206	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a golden carrot? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and the chance to build your own empire out of blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool of lava while dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and protect you from any creepers that come your way?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ZapTourniquet Minecraft Servers

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

Q: How can I join the server?