ZapTourniquet Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Items Found:	1203	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	383	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	1647
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	117350
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	113534	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

FateCraft: BlueScreened

accepts fate, Blue Screen of Death, BlueScreened, bug, Company, Computer, computer repair, crash, error message, FateCraft, Hardware, IT, microsoft, operating system, software, Software Development, system failure, tech industry, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	139	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, BarkCraft, canine cognition, Chat, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, dog-human interaction, Dogs, human-animal bond, human-animal communication, Language, pet behavior, pet communication, pet language, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet relationships

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

OMG u guys, dis server is da BOMB DIGGITY! like, imagine if dogs could talk to humans, dat would be CRAZY, right? well, on dis server, not only do dogs talk to humans, but dey also tell u da best loot spots in da game! like, my doggo buddy told me where to find a secret diamond mine and i got RICH! join dis server if u want ur furry friends to help u pwn some noobs and become da ultimate Minecraft master! it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. don’t miss out, join now and let da doggos guide u to victory! 🐶💎🎮

Onfire Network

Economy, LifeSteal, lifesteal combat adrenaline gaming community strategy skirmishes warriors gamer pulse dynamics rejuvenates thrill balance consequences resilience recovery encounter seasoned tables, PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2382
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Welcome to the ONFIRE NETWORK, where every battle is a tale of resilience and recovery. Step into a world where each encounter fuels your strength and every blow strikes a balance between risk and reward. Our lifesteal server offers a thrilling gameplay experience where strategic prowess meets the thrill of immediate consequences. Engage in intense skirmishes knowing that each hit you land rejuvenates you, turning the tide of battle in your favor. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or new to the fray, ONFIRE NETWORK promises adrenaline-pumping action and a community of gamers who thrive on the pulse-pounding dynamics of lifesteal combat. Join us and discover the exhilaration of turning the tables with every strike.

onfiresmp.fun:25703

Echo Acres

active community, Crates, Drop Parties, EvenMoreFish, java + bedrock cross-play, Marriage, mob/player heads, Plugins, PvP, Random teleport, rank giveaway, Server Shop, Survival, Survival World, TEAM, team chest, team commands, team dominance, Team Pvp, world border

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	1470	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Echo Acres is a team survival server that takes different features and aspects of the game to a whole other level. We offer over 20+ plugins that range in many different aspects with Marriage, EvenMoreFish, Mob/Player heads, and Crates. Echo Acres offers a server shop, and at Echo Acres we offer drop parties and will be giving the team leader of the top team a free rank after the first 3 weeks of the server online to the public. Echo Acres has a team plugin that allows team chest claiming and multiple team commands with setting a home for your team all the way to fighting other teams across the server for dominance. We also have a world border and random teleport. Echo Acres even has its on survival world that is not connected to any major build to make players game experience a lot better. Over here at Echo Acres we are all about making the player base have a great time. Come join and have a awesome time.

Echo Acres is java/bedrock cross play if you have any friends that has a bedrock account the Ip for it will be (51.81.5.253:25565).

echoacres.shock-zone.com

DawnCraft Minecraft Server

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Cuchulainn, DawnCraft, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1521
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	New Chunks Explored:	990019

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane events, and hilarious meetups that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Patch Notes: We’ve added new features that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. From crazy mobs to wacky items, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join a Free Company and make new friends who will have your back no matter what. Linkshells are a great way to communicate with other players and plan epic battles together.

In-game Events: Get ready for the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win amazing prizes just for watching our stream. And don’t miss out on our meetups, like the Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of the ship or the Tural Thread Throwdown at Tuliyollal Instance 1.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!