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DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Ores Mined:	3277	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchantments Applied:	262
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	1488	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

4koma, assault, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBanter, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, General Student Council, Global, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Holdingthebag, hot spring, indoors, Joint Firing Drill, jp, LIMITED, Manga, Mission, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, set, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, task, Torment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Runes Activated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	474396
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

attraction, average girls, BLOW, club, Communication, Confidence, creeper, DATING, dude, Fabulous, Gay, gay dude, hookup culture, LGBTQ, Masculinity, messages, Mind, model-tier, modeltier, online dating, rejection, rejection sensitivity, self esteem, sexual orientation, Sexuality, social dynamics

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	52954
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Rule-Breaking Ninja Minecraft Server: Japan Edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6515	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of following all the boring rules in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can break all the rules you want without any consequences! Want to ride a pig through the town square? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? No problem!

Our server is the perfect place to let your inner rebel shine. Forget about manners and etiquette, embrace the chaos and have a blast causing mayhem wherever you go. The more outrageous, the better!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s show those gooks in Japan what true rule-breaking looks like! It’s gonna be a riot – literally!