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TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

awkward dating moments, awkward online dates, bad date disasters, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy dating stories, cringeworthy Tinder dates, dating app nightmares, dating disasters, Dating Horror Stories, disastrous online dates, embarrassing Tinder encounters, funny dating mishaps, hilarious dating mishaps, left, nightmare Tinder dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, swipe, terrible Tinder dates, Tinder Fails, tinder horror stories, TinderCraft, worst first dates, worst Tinder experience

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone

anti-semitism, arrest, bomb threat, BoomFree, community response, criminal investigation, explosion, extremism, French synagogue, hate crime, investigation, law enforcement, Public Safety, religious extremism, religious violence, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect in custody, SynagogueCraft, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, Zone

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Farms Harvested:	504

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty

Canopy: Where even the trees are semi-vanilla and ask for a whitelist to join the party! Must be 16+ to chop wood and attend weekly events!

age, ATTEND, border, campground, CANOPY, chop, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, friendship, hats, Improvement, Join, Mechanics, Moderation, Party, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping mall, Trees, Uhc, WEEKLY, Whitelist, wood

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview
About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border for exploration Semi-Vanilla server using Spigot Dynamic Map for viewing builds New Hats and Datapacks Weekly Server Events Community Builds
How to Join	IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join? A: You will need Minecraft version 1.21 to join our server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: Our server is geared towards players in their early to mid-20s, but as long as you follow our rules, all ages are welcome.
Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: We prefer a vanilla experience, so no mods that alter gameplay are allowed. Optifine and similar optimization mods are fine.
Q: How often does the server map reset? A: We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow? A: Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for a list of guidelines to follow.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft Minecraft SMP

commentary, Minecraft, mute, no comment, no words, opinionless, presentation, Presented, Quiet, SILENT, smp, SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft, soundless, SPEECHLESS.., tacit, unexpressed, unspoken, unvoiced, voiceless, without comment, wordless

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

SisterSlayinHighSchool

anxiety management, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, forced bonding, high school anxiety, high school stress, parental influence, Parental Pressure, school struggles, sibling conflict, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, sisterly bond, sisterly neglect, sisterly support, SisterSlayinHighSchool

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5114	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry is taken to a whole new level! Join now for the chance to recreate the epic battles between the OP and their sister in the virtual world.

Experience the thrill of being forced to play together by overbearing parents, just like in real life! Build your own separate bedrooms and finally escape the clutches of family-enforced togetherness.

But watch out for the anxiety-ridden sister who may need your support during her first day of high school. Will you check on her and risk being yelled at by your parents, or will you continue the epic feud? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and show us if you’re the AITA in this crazy family drama!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Magic Items Found:	1378	Emeralds Found:	8444

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, capabilities, completion, Defense, defense industry, european union, f-35, fighter jet, JetCraft, Lockheed Martin, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Poland, Polish Air Force, Procurement, Server, stealth, Technology

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	971499
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4846
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own f-35 fighter jets like poland!!! fly around and bomb creepers with style!! we even have a secret underground base where you can chill with the pilots and plan your next attack on the ender dragon!! join now for the ultimate high-flying adventure!!!

Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Challenges, Conflict, Dilemma, Diplomacy, energy security, foreign policy, global economy, Import, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, political pressure, putin, Putins, russia, Russian oil, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.

DaddyIssuesCraft

addiction, alcohol use, attachment issues, childhood development, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, DaddyIssuesCraft, emotional health, emotional stability, family dynamics, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, father neglect, father relationships, father-son relationship, fathers, insecure attachment, mental health issues, psychological well-being, substance abuse

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!