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DFT Minecraft Server: Discord with the lo$ers~

Cash, dft, Discord, gacha, gacha addicts, gacha community, gacha culture, gacha discord, gacha games, gacha lovers, gacha obsession, gacha spending, gachabait, gachabait discord, loers, lonely, Losers, Minecraft, nyahahaha, Server, simps, throw away, x/twit

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely loser with too much cash to spare? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw away all your hard-earned money on gacha and gachabait! Nyahahaha!!! Trust us, your life will never be the same once you join us on this wild ride. Find us on X/twit at @gachabait or join our Discord with the same name. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a certified gacha addict and spend all your money like there’s no tomorrow!

ParentalFavoritismCraft

abandonment, biological family, celebration, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Father, Father’s Day, loyalty, misunderstanding, neglect, ParentalFavoritismCraft, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, special occasions, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft game time? Join our server and escape the real world craziness with our virtual blocky paradise! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream castle and mine for diamonds without any stepfather vs. bio family drama.

Choose your in-game family wisely and avoid awkward Father’s Day meals with our diverse community of players. Who needs real siblings when you can team up with fellow gamers to conquer the virtual world together?

Don’t be the asshole in your family drama, be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure on our server! Join now and leave the family drama behind, because in this world, the only drama is whether to build a house out of wood or stone.

HateAskedMCServer

ANNOYING, ASKED, bothersome, despise, detest, dislike, frustrating, hate, HateAskedMCServer, IRRITATING, loathe, question.., Repetitive

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of being asked “What’s the meaning of life?” Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to answer that question again! Instead, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie chickens and riding on flying pigs to worry about life’s mysteries. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs. So why wait? Join now and start your epic adventure!

GenderBendCraft

body image, cultural norms, emotional experiences, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, GenderBendCraft, Individuality, mental health, personal freedom, personal growth, physical comfort, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-exploration, social interactions, societal expectations

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can change your biological sex as easily as changing your outfit! Why join us, you ask? Well, imagine the chaos of having a group of players all switching genders mid-battle – talk about a plot twist! Plus, who wouldn’t want to confuse their friends by suddenly showing up as the opposite sex? And let’s not forget the hilarious pranks you could pull by constantly changing your gender during a game of hide and seek. So come join us for a wild and wacky time where anything is possible – including swapping genders like it’s nobody’s business!

HebCraft vs. IsraBlock

Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, HebCraft, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, IsraBlock, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, ongoing crisis, Political unrest, potential war, regional stability, security concerns, security threat, Tensions, Terrorism, U.S. officials, united states

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ores Mined:	7993
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

LOL if u want to escape the real world drama, come join our epic minecraft server! we got more drama than Israel and Hezbollah combined, but in a fun way! our players are always starting wars over who has the best diamond armor, it’s wild! plus, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. true story bro. come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic together! #minecraftdrama #creeperwarrior

HardModeLife

Adversity, Challenges, Disadvantage, economic hardship, financial difficulty, financial insecurity, HardModeLife, Hardship, INEQUALITY, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living in poverty, low-income, marginalized communities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, poverty line, social class, social mobility, socioeconomic status, Struggle

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9897
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

yo, u ever feel like life is just one big game and ur stuck playing on hard mode? well, fear not my friend, cuz we got the ultimate cheat code for u – our epic minecraft server!

join us and leave ur poor life behind, cuz on this server, we make it rain diamonds and emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. u’ll be swimming in riches faster than u can say “creeper!”

but that’s not all, oh no. on our server, we got the most insane mini-games u’ve ever seen. ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at your friends? well, now u can!

and don’t even get me started on our custom-built dungeons. we’ve got dragons, zombies, and even a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and level up ur life to easy mode. cuz remember, being poor is playing life on hard mode. but on our server, the only thing hard is trying to stop laughing at all the crazy shenanigans we get up to.

Just Another Generic SMP Server with a Vanilla Twist and a Hint of Hermitcraft, Only the Cool Kids Allowed

Allowed, Cheats, Community, Cool, Crafting, Discord, Feedback, GENERIC, globe, hermitcraft, Hint, INDIVIDUALS, Join, Kids, members, Minecraft, Mods, Player Base, Quest, SEASON 2, Server, smp, Suggestions, Twist, update, Vanilla, Voicechat, world

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	9253
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted
Player Base	Diverse player base from across the globe
Season	Season 2
Update	1.21 update
Communication	Simple Voicechat
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	No, our server is Vanilla Whitelisted and free from any cheats or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining our Discord server and following the instructions in the #whitelist channel.
Is there a limit on the number of players?	Yes, we have a whitelist to maintain a positive community. However, we review applications regularly.
How can I communicate with other players?	We have Simple Voicechat available on the server for easy communication with other players.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and welcoming environment for all players. Please read the rules on our Discord before joining.

Minecraft server: DateCraft

amazing, awkward, Beautiful, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DateCraft, DATING, EMBARRASSING, FARTING, fetish, funny, humor, love, Minecraft, perfect, reaction, relationship, Respect, Server, Surprise, unexpected, young woman

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most unexpected and hilarious moments like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation where you’re dating a stunning virtual character who suddenly asks you if she can fart on your face. Talk about a plot twist! Who knows what other crazy scenarios you’ll encounter while playing on our server?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or flatulence), then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

UnwantedSteve’s Minecraft Server

Abandoned, DISMISSED, disregarded, EXCLUDED, left out, Minecraft, neglected, not chosen, not desired, not needed, not wanted, passed over, Refused, rejection, Server, shunned, snubbed, spurned, turned down, undesired, uninvited, unwanted, UnwantedSteves, Unwelcome

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Are you tired of being kicked out of other Minecraft servers for no reason? Well, look no further! Join our server where we kick out players for the most ridiculous reasons, like having a weird username or building a house that’s too symmetrical. Who needs those other servers anyway? Come join us where we embrace the chaos and kick out players just for fun!

TripNotCanceled Minecraft Server

aita, California, Cancel, dropping off, Flight, friend’s daughter, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MONEY, out of state, reschedule, rescheduling, Safe, Server, Siblings, stranded, trip, TripNotCanceled, Trust, watch

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a chaotic situation. Your friend’s daughter is stranded in the virtual world, begging for your help because she didn’t have enough diamonds to teleport back home. Will you cancel your own virtual trip to ensure her safety, or will you risk it all for a chance at adventure?

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. From crazy quests to epic battles, there’s always something happening to keep you on your toes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!