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CraftyDelusions

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Votes:	6122	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

TurkCraft: Ski & Fire Fun!

accident, CASUALTIES, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Fire, Fun, Injuries, investigation, mountain resort, News, rescue operation, resort tragedy, Safety Measures, ski, ski lodge, Ski Resort, Ski vacation, Tragedy, tragic event, TurkCraft, turkey, winter sports

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

lol join our epic minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! we promise no turkeys were harmed in the making of this server, but we can’t say the same for the creepers. come build with us and ski down our virtual slopes, just watch out for any stray fireballs! with 66 ways to die and 51 ways to get injured, this server is not for the faint of heart. but hey, at least you’ll respawn with all your items intact! so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of virtual danger like never before!

Quantum Bird Sensors

advanced sensors, animal navigation, Biological magnetoreception, biomimetic sensors, biomimetic technology, biomimicry, bird, bird migration, fundamental quantum limits, magnetoreception, migratory behavior, migratory birds, Nature, nature-inspired sensors, Quantum, quantum biology, quantum energy resolution, quantum limits, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum sensing, sensor technology, SENSORS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got birds flyin’ around with quantum energy and stuff. if you wanna learn about biological magnetoreception like migratory birds, this is the place for you. we operate close to fundamental quantum limits, so you know it’s gonna be lit. plus, we got advanced biomimetic sensors that will blow your mind. join now for a wild ride through the quantum world of minecraft!

Epic Anime Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, BETRAYAL, biggest lie, Character, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Epic, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, make believe, Manga, PRETEND, Quests, Story, tall tale, untruth

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

OMG, so like, have you ever seen an anime character lie so hard that you question your own existence? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is like that lie but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride of deception and confusion!

We promise that our server will make you question reality more than that time Naruto said he didn’t want to be Hokage. Yeah, it’s that crazy.

Come join us and experience a world where nothing makes sense and everything is just a big, beautiful mess. It’s like watching One Piece without subtitles – you have no idea what’s going on, but you can’t look away!

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and absurdity, then come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh!

CheckmateChampion

Bots, CHECKMATE, CheckmateChampion, Chess, chess game, chess puzzles, chessboard, Competition, Friends, games, host, human opponents, learning, New Year’s resolutions, over the board, Playing, progress, sore loser, strategy, Victory, winning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing chess against boring bots and want to show off your skills against real humans? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic chess battles where you can conquer your opponents and become the ultimate chess master. Just like our friend (31f) who stunned everyone by beating her friend’s boyfriend (34m) in a heated chess match.

Don’t worry about making your host feel bad by winning, because on our server, we celebrate every victory with laughter and joy. So come join us and show off your chess skills in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, you might even become the next chess champion of our server!

ChunkyCraft SMP

body confidence, body image, body image issues, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, emotional impact, fat shaming, hurtful words, mental health, negative comments, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, weight discrimination, weight shaming, weight stigma

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic weight loss challenge ever! Like, we have a special plugin that makes your Minecraft character gain weight every time you eat a virtual cake in the game. And then, the more weight you gain, the slower you move and jump in the game. It’s like real life but in Minecraft, isn’t that crazy?!

And get this, if you reach a certain weight limit, your character will explode into a million pieces and you have to start all over again. It’s like the Hunger Games but with weight loss, I can’t even deal with how intense it is.

So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate weight loss challenge in Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally shut up all those haters who keep calling you fat in the game chat. Let’s do this, gamers!

CraftyCompliments

backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CraftyCompliments, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flattery, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, rare, remarkable, strange, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Star Shards Collected:	124	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard in your life.

Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a potato and someone comes up to you and says, “Wow, your potato looks so lifelike, I almost tried to eat it!” Or maybe you’re exploring a creepy cave and someone tells you, “Your courage is so inspiring, I bet even the creepers are scared of you!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Competition, where players battle it out to see who can come up with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments. Trust us, you’ve never heard anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to be showered with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever received. Who knows, you might even walk away with a compliment so strange, it becomes your new favorite!

CraftyRadicalsRPVP

Community safety, CraftyRadicalsRPVP, Crime Prevention, digital influence, extremism, hate crimes, Hate Speech, internet safety, labour party, online propaganda, online radicalization, online safety, online security, Politics, radical ideologies, social media, Southport murders, Starmer, Terrorism, UK politics, Violent extremism

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from the craziness of da real world and build ur own virtual paradise! Forget about online radicalization, we only promote radical building skills here! Plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from any Southport murders (jk jk, we keep it safe here)! So grab ur pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!

ForgetfulCraft: Dementia Edition

Aging population, Alzheimer’s disease, Awareness, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, cognitive screening, Cultural differences, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, ForgetfulCraft, Healthcare, healthcare awareness, healthcare disparities, Hispanic population, Latino population, Memory Loss, mental health, Mexican Americans, minority health, older adults, public health

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	5253	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchantments Applied:	198	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

so like, u know how like, old people sometimes forget stuff and like, they don’t even know they got demenshia? well, on this server, u can forget stuff and not even know it too! join now and be part of the 85% of mexican americans who are like, totally clueless about their demenshia diagnosis! it’s like, a whole new level of forgetfulness, but in a fun and wacky minecraft world! come join us and lose your mind in the best way possible!

EuroCraft: BBC Edition 1.20.2

1.20.2, BBC, black migrants, controversial topics, cultural clash, Edition, EURO, EuroCraft, European sluts, european union, forced prostitution, German slut, immigration, interracial, Media portrayal, migrant crisis, Muslim migrants, racism, Refugee Crisis, sexual exploitation, sexual objectification, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a wild party where European sluts are building stuff to service the dicks of savage black and Muslim migrants! And it all starts with this German slut, like, whoa! It’s gonna be the craziest adventure ever, man! So, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to build and service, bro! Let’s do this!