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LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	7243
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4214	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Star Shards Collected:	257
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	185
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5474
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2395	Divine Spears Created:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	271
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!