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RockBlockers

Access, Arctic, Closure, conservation, controversy, cultural heritage, Damage, Earth, Environment, geology, indigenous, Inuit group, Inuit land rights, oldest rocks, preservation, Protection, research, restricted access, RockBlockers, scientists

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, most epic server in all of minecraft history!

we got rocks that are so old, they make ur grandma look like a spring chicken! and get this, they were damaged by scientists! like, what were they even doing? probably trying to make a potion that turns u into a chicken or something.

the inuit group had to close off access to these rocks cuz they were too powerful for mere mortals to handle. but guess what? we got access to them on our server! u can mine these ancient rocks and harness their power for urself.

so what r u waiting for? join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers or something. no promises tho.

EarthVision

Address, bedrock, Community, custom-towny, devs, Discord, EarthVision, Features, java, Launch, Map, Minecraft, Passion, PERMISSIONS, Plot System, Plugins, Roles, Server, smp, Structures, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to EarthVision Season 4!

Launch Date: February 8th, 2023

About EarthVision:

EarthVision is a 7-year-old Minecraft community with a one-of-a-kind Earth map and custom-developed Towny system. Our server offers unique features and a passionate community of players.

Features:

1:500 scale Earth map with vanilla structures
Custom Towny system with advanced plot management
Better permission system for creating custom town roles

Join Us:

Address: play.earthvision.eu

Discord: https://discord.gg/8DMzbUVk7S

FAQ:

Q: When is the server launching?	A: The server will launch on February 8th, 2023.
Q: What features does EarthVision offer?	A: EarthVision has a one-of-a-kind Earth map at a 1:500 scale with vanilla structures, as well as a custom Towny system with advanced plot management and a better permission system for creating custom town roles.

Genius VOMS Project 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, Former members, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henya the Genius VOMS Project, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, Michimata Batoya, Pole Position Edition, Project, ragtag, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, vtvsj, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, fam! Join us for some epic gaming with the Pole Position Edition/999 crew, featuring Henya the Genius from Vshojo and the VOMS Project!

We got former members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya bringing the heat with their mad skills.

And don’t even get me started on the related peeps like Ebosi and Amano Pikamee Archive – they’re straight fire, yo! So come on down and let’s get this party started, because this server is gonna blow your mind, bro! #MinecraftMadness #PolePositionEdition999 #CrayCrayServer

Stereotype Showdown Minecraft Server

aita, Bangladeshis, condescending demeanor, Drunk, Give back, India, Indians, jokes, Minecraft, misogynistic, mixed gendered, mocking, onlyfans, Pakistanis, Party, Server, showdown, Silence, South Asians, stereotype, stereotyping, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, white friends

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	7730	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of dealing with condescending players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild and hilarious time that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

We have a diverse group of players from all over the world, including India and beyond. And let me tell you, the drama is real! One time, a player started making stereotypical jokes about Indians, but our hero from India wasn’t having it. They clapped back with a savage comeback that left everyone speechless. It was like a Minecraft version of a Bollywood movie!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up to stereotypes and dish out some epic burns, this is the place for you. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a meme-worthy moment that will go down in Minecraft history. See you in the game!

HolyBlockParty

alcoholism, alienation, atheist, Catholic, child custody, Church, church attendance, church impress, church visit, co parenting, custody, Divorce, emotional maturity, HolyBlockParty, parenting decisions, parenting principles, Religion, religious beliefs, religious exploration, religious exposure, unfaithfulness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	744
Star Shards Collected:	102	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your beliefs and values? Look no further! Our server is like a religious debate in a virtual world, where you can build your own temples, churches, mosques, or even a spaghetti monster shrine!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring different religions without the commitment. Just like this OP’s ex, you can impress your crush by showing off your religious knowledge in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true calling in the world of Minecraft!

Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent your virtual blocks. Join us now and let the religious chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing we worship is the almighty diamond sword.

OilDrillersUnite Minecraft SMP

bill, Congress, congressional approval, energy development, energy independence, energy legislation, energy policy, energy production, energy security, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, executive powers, Fossil Fuels, future Presidents, government regulations, legislative process, Minecraft, Natural resources, oil drilling, OilDrillersUnite, political decisions, public policy, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server. Like, what even is life right now?

But wait, there’s more. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing Kumbaya while wearing diamond armor. It’s like a magical experience, man.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of derpiness. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🎉🐷🕺 #MinecraftMadness

SecretsMC: HowScrewedRU?

BETRAYAL, consequences, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, exposure, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, HowScrewedRU, Insecurity, Personal, privacy, Private, Secrets, SecretsMC, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all your secrets safe…unless you piss off our resident gossip llama, Larry. Larry has a knack for spilling tea faster than you can say “diamonds.” So if you want to keep your secrets safe, better watch your back around Larry!

But don’t worry, there’s more to our server than just drama llamas. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them and make it out alive, the treasures inside will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Enderdragon…who also happens to be a master at playing the kazoo. Defeat him and earn the title of “Dragon Slayer” and a kazoo of your own to serenade your enemies with.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits. Just remember, Larry is always watching…and he knows all your dirty little secrets.

BitTorrentBookworms Minecraft Server

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, big data, BitTorrent, BitTorrentBookworms, Company, copyright infringement, copyrighted books, data, digital content, Downloaded, Ethics, Information Technology, intellectual property, legal issues, machine learning, Meta emails, Minecraft, Piracy, Server, tb, Technology, Training

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3966
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

So, like, you know that one time when our server was, like, trying to train our AI models and we accidentally downloaded, like, 81.7 TB of copyrighted books via BitTorrent? Yeah, good times. But, like, now we have all these crazy books on our server that you can, like, totally explore and stuff.

Join our server for the most lit Minecraft experience ever! We have, like, secret libraries filled with all the copyrighted books you could ever imagine. Want to read Harry Potter while mining diamonds? Done. Want to learn about quantum physics while building a castle? We got you covered.

Plus, our AI models are, like, super smart now because of all the books we downloaded. So, like, expect some next level challenges and quests that will blow your mind. And, like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that accidentally downloaded 81.7 TB of books? It’s, like, legendary status, dude.

So, come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next!

GazaCraft: TrumpedLandGrab

annexation, Conflict, controversy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, land strip, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, palestine, palestinians, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trump administration, TrumpedLandGrab, united states, US territory

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA TAKE OVER GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD A WALL AROUND THE SPAWN POINT TO KEEP OUT ALL THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FULL OF TREASURE! PLUS, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A PIG RACING COMPETITION WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO EAT A WHOLE CAKE IN ONE BITE! COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S GONNA BE YUGE!

Triad Trouble: Not So Sexy

attractiveness, bad boy, dark triad traits, dating preferences, higher levels, long-term commitment, lower levels, Men, Myth, personality disorders, personality traits, Psychology, relationship dynamics, romantic partners, Sexy, social behavior, study, Support, toxic masculinity, triad, Trouble, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	131
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8827
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	948447	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

hey you! ya you! are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well come on down to our server where we embrace the dark triad traits!

join us and unleash your inner bad boy (or girl) with our edgy and rebellious community. who needs boring old nice traits when you can be mysterious and alluring with a touch of danger?

we promise you’ll be the talk of the server with your dark triad vibes. forget about being a goody two shoes, come join us and be the baddest of them all!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your dark triad side! who knows, you might just find your dark triad soulmate in the process. 😉🔥💀