Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.
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Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…
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Get ready for a raisin’ good time on the Rum Raisin server!
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Welcome to RUM RAISIN, the wackiest Minecraft server this side of the blocky universe! Dive into a world where rum flows like water and raisins are the currency of choice. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of…you guessed it, more rum raisins! Join us today and let the hilarity ensue on RUM RAISIN!
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Join our Minecraft server to find out – SanityNotIncluded!
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Are creepers driving you crazy in Minecraft? Looking for an alternative to antipsychotics? Join our server and unleash your inner block-building therapist! Build, mine, and craft your way to mental sanity – no medication needed! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be quite therapeutic in their own explosive way. Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky mental blocks!
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Penultimate – Minecraft Wii U Shutdown Server [Creative] “We’ve run out of pixels, time to call it quits!”
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Minecraft Wii U <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/immortal-cloak/">Server</a> Minecraft Wii U Server
Description Join us in celebrating the Wii U and 3DS’s final moments before Nintendo Network shuts down. This server is exclusive to Minecraft: Wii U Edition. Server Status 24/7 uptime until Nintendo Network shuts down Restrictions No griefing or crashing game, TNT explosions and fire spread disabled, frequent backups and autosave enabled Community Small community forming with a focus on building and commemorating the Nintendo Wii U and 3DS FAQs
Q: What version of Minecraft is supported on this server?
A: This server is exclusive to Minecraft: Wii U Edition. Java and Bedrock editions are not supported.
Q: How long will the server be running?
A: The server will be running 24/7 until Nintendo Network shuts down.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?
A: Griefing and crashing the game are not allowed. TNT explosions and fire spread are disabled. Backups are made frequently and autosave is enabled to prevent damage.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join the server through the Minecraft: Wii U Edition multiplayer option and follow any server-specific instructions provided.
Q: Can I join the community and build with others?
A: Yes, the server aims to build a tight-knit community of players to commemorate the Wii U and 3DS consoles.
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TestMC: Where creepers are friendlier than the adults on this server!
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TestMC Overview TestMC is a Vanilla SMP Server hosted on a personal dedicated server. The server is currently running on paper and mod plugins but is open to adding quality of life changes upon request. It is streamer/youtuber friendly. Specifications 128gb OWC ddr4 7800x3d Join our Discord server for more information and updates!
TestMC FAQ
Questions Answers What type of server is TestMC? TestMC is a Vanilla SMP Server hosted on a personal dedicated server. What plugins are currently running on TestMC? The server is currently running on paper and mod plugins. Is TestMC willing to add more features upon request? Yes, TestMC is willing to add quality of life changes upon request. Is TestMC streamer/youtuber friendly? Yes, TestMC is streamer/youtuber friendly. What are the server specifications? TestMC runs on 128gb OWC ddr4 and 7800x3d.
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Arlo Nation: Where Minecraft players pretend they have real responsibilities and deadlines
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Arlo Nation Roleplay
Bedrock
Arlo Nation Roleplay is a medieval Minecraft Roleplay on bedrock Minecraft. As a new server we are looking to fill staff positions, get more builders, and active members! Lead a nation or be a simple farmer the choice is yours. With an ever developing lore and growing player base and world. Arlo was once ruled by a vicious Emperor who submitted his subjects to horrific tyranny. Through cooperation and teamwork the many groups of Arlo managed to defeat this Emperor and split up the land developing several unique nations. Which will you pick and who will you be!
-nontoxic 🙏
-inclusive 🌈🌧️
-friendly staff 😊
we aim to create a fun Roleplay experience join now! 🏃♀️
FAQ:
Question Answer Can I be a staff member? We are currently looking to fill staff positions. Please reach out to us for more information on how to apply. How can I join the server? Simply connect to our server using the provided IP address and port. Are there specific rules for the Roleplay? Yes, we have a set of guidelines to follow to ensure a positive Roleplay experience for all players. Can I create my own nation? Yes, players have the freedom to lead their own nations or choose to be part of an existing one. Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed in certain designated areas. Please check with staff for more information.
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SuperSMP VS Hypixel
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Hypixel VS SuperSMP
Hypixel
Pros Cons Wide variety of minigames Can be overcrowded Active player base Pay-to-win aspects Well-maintained server Can be overwhelming for new players Hypixel is a popular Minecraft server known for its wide variety of minigames and active player base. However, it can sometimes be overcrowded and has pay-to-win aspects that may not appeal to all players.
SuperSMP
Pros Cons Friendly community Limited features compared to Hypixel Cross-platform play (Java and Bedrock) Smaller player base Beginner-friendly Lacks some popular minigames SuperSMP is a friendly Minecraft server that offers cross-platform play on both Java and Bedrock editions. It has a smaller player base compared to Hypixel but is known for its beginner-friendly environment.
FAQ
Q: Which server has more minigames?
A: Hypixel has a wide variety of minigames, while SuperSMP may have fewer but focuses on community and a more relaxed gameplay experience.
Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions on these servers?
A: Yes, SuperSMP offers cross-platform play on both Java and Bedrock editions, while Hypixel is primarily Java-only.
Q: Which server is more suitable for new players?
A: SuperSMP is known for being beginner-friendly, with a smaller player base and a more relaxed atmosphere compared to the sometimes overwhelming experience on Hypixel.
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Stormy Lagoon! The only place where creepers wear swim trunks
Artmap, bedrock, Canvas Creativity, Chat Report Disabled, CREEPERS, Crossplay Compatibility, Custom Features, Custom Items, Discord, Fair Rules, Grief Protection, hidden treasures, java, lagoon, marketplace, Mature Community, MCMMO, Place, player-driven economy, PvE, Quality of Life Commands, smp, Stormy, Survival, swim, tiktok, trunks, wearServer Name Stormy Lagoon Established January 4th, 2022 Version 1.20.4 Server IP play.stormylagoon.com Bedrock Port 25566 Discord Join our Discord Discord Username Duvahl Tiktok Follow our Tiktok What Sets Us Apart?
- Chat Report Disabled
- Organized Discord Channels
- Quality of Life Commands
- Fair Rules
- No Pay-to-Win
- Crossplay Compatibility
- Canvas Creativity
- Thriving Economy
- Competitive mcMMO
- Advanced Land Claiming
- Custom Tags & Join Messages
- Inclusive Community
FAQ
Q: What is the server version?
A: The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.4 and is available on Java & Bedrock.
Q: How long has the server been established?
A: Stormy Lagoon was established over four years ago, on January 4th, 2022.
Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?
A: No, Stormy Lagoon does not have any pay-to-win aspects. All ranks can be obtained through voting.
Q: Is there a marketplace in the game?
A: Yes, players can sell goods at the player-run marketplace on the server.
Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?
A: Yes, the server offers crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite.
Q: Are there any special perks for players on the server?
A: Yes, players can enjoy perks such as custom items, competitive mcMMO gameplay, advanced land claiming features, and more.
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Just Your Everyday “Averagely Amazing German” Server
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Welcome to Average German Minecraft server! Prepare to experience some typical German efficiency and precision as you mine, craft, and build your way to victory. Don’t worry, we won’t make you wear lederhosen while you play, but we can’t guarantee that you won’t develop a sudden craving for schnitzel and beer. Prost!
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BLOCKLAB.FUN GRIFFER SERVER OPENING A SERVER Minecraft server
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The owner of the server “BLOCKLAB.FUN GREEFER SERVER OPENING SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.play.blocklab.fun