Zakarians Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBarfCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftyCommunist Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine foreign minister kuleba visiting china in the game to talk about ending russia’s invasion… wait what? that’s right, we have real life diplomats playing minecraft to solve international conflicts! join us for the craziest diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see, plus you can build a castle made out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

BlockyRetirementAge

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Enchantments Applied:	226	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

DadDemands Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	9921
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	296
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

RedditCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Battle!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	7130	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Reddit and its endless debates over which is better, cats or dogs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate showdown between Reddit and X! Join us for epic battles where you can fight as either a cute little upvote or a fierce downvote. Choose your side wisely and dominate the server with your preferred memes and opinions. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!