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LOLz of Hades: Respawned

Action-Adventure, Boons, cerberus, dungeon crawler, Elysium, greek gods, greek mythology, Hades, indie game, lolz, Mythology, nectar, OLYMPUS, persephone, Respawned, roguelike, SEXO, styx, tartarus, underworld, video game, zagreus

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1152	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Items Found:	2320	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because ZAGREUS SEXO is here to shake things up in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie villagers? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast who guards a treasure trove of rare loot. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join ZAGREUS SEXO today and embark on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9668	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	134

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crops Grown:	4389	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	3720

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8956

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5545

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	6061
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	117
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!