Zafari Rahimod Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	366	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	3395	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	392	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	195
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Animals Bred:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	6741	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3935	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Enchantments Applied:	126	Dimension Hops:	9
Votes:	2393	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Star Shards Collected:	289	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Divine Spears Created:	22

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crops Grown:	5920
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ores Mined:	1697
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉