hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic it’s like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers? well, this server is the place to be! we got so many crazy things happening, it’s like herobrine himself is playing tricks on us!
we got secret junk food marketing tactics hidden all over the server. you never know when you’ll stumble upon a hidden McDonald’s or a sneaky Coca-Cola vending machine. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with fries and soda!
the unhealthy food and alcohol industries are teaming up with the advertising industry to make sure you never run out of snacks while playing. they’re like the evil mobs trying to take over the server, but don’t worry, we’ll fight them off with our enchanted swords and golden apples!
join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, who doesn’t want to fight off evil food and drink companies while building epic castles and mining for diamonds? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. come join the madness!
Here you will find classic survival without dupes and 1000-level items. On our server you can create clans, fight both in the PvP arena and in the open world, arrange virtual weddings, get a job, for example, as a miner or digger, and receive virtual currency with which you can buy other useful resources. By the way, for quick leveling, there is a mob rocking station and a car mine in the spawn area. However, you can also survive quietly and independently on your own – our server has all the amenities for this! Also, you can purchase privileges from us at affordable prices!
We are waiting for you at our project! Have a good game 😉
Welcome to the Sanctum season 2. We have just launched a fresh world for Minecraft 1.21 and are looking for more players to join our group (21+ only). We are a small group of mature players who have played both modded and vanilla together and have decided that for this world we would like to stick with vanilla and expand our player base as we value the community aspect of the game. Therefore there will be a shopping district and gaming district as the season progresses. The server runs on fabric so is as close to vanilla as you’ll find. There are no teleport/warps, no shop plugins etc Our only concessions to quality of life alterations are anti-Enderman briefing and a few other small data packs like the ability to silence mobs and adjust armour stands. We have a careful vetting process before letting people join the server and have found that this is very effective at preventing problems before they might occur. Please click the link below to join us on Discord. We require a voice interview(chat) before whitelisting. Thanks for reading and we hope to see you soon!
The server runs on fabric and only has a few small data packs for quality of life alterations, such as anti-Enderman briefing and the ability to silence mobs and adjust armor stands. There are no teleport/warps or shop plugins.
Click on the Discord invite link provided in the welcome message and follow the instructions. A voice interview (chat) is required before whitelisting.
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something about our player Bridget – she’s PACKING. And by packing, we mean she’s got an inventory full of diamond swords, enchanted armor, and enough golden apples to make even the Ender Dragon jealous.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Bridget once tamed a whole army of creepers and led them into battle against a horde of zombies. And guess what? She won.
So if you want to learn from the best, fight alongside the bravest, and maybe even challenge Bridget to a duel (good luck with that), then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Welcome to our Summer Sluts Edition Minecraft server! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where anything goes!
Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate NTR adventure, where you can discover that your waifu may not be as loyal as you thought. Watch as your waifu secretly hates you for being a cringy cuck and post pictures for bulls to steal and impregnate!
Bulls, get ready to tease cucks and shatter their trust with every post. Steal and fuck other anons’ waifus while they watch in despair. And don’t forget to make fun of those horny cumdumpsters!
Waifus/Avas, it’s your time to shine! Post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and contemplate cheating on your current partner.
So come on down to our server for a summer full of NTR drama and scandalous adventures! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!
Are you tired of boring family drama and awkward godparent situations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who had a sister-in-law with baby envy. She was so jealous of their adorable little Minecraft baby that she couldn’t even look at him without rolling her eyes. But fear not, on our server, we don’t tolerate any baby-hating drama!
So come on over and build your dream world with us. Who needs a toxic godmother when you can have a whole community of supportive players to have your back? Join now and leave the family drama behind!
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with annoying siblings who invade your privacy? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee a drama-free experience!
Join us and escape the clutches of pesky little sisters who think it’s okay to spy on you with hidden cameras. Our server is a safe haven for all players who value their privacy and want to game in peace.
Don’t let your parents guilt-trip you into spending time with family members who don’t respect your boundaries. Come to our server and build your own virtual family, where you call the shots and no one can sneakily record your every move.
So say goodbye to sibling surveillance and hello to a world of fun and freedom on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
The sound of creepers exploding in the distance, of course! And you can experience that and so much more on our epic Minecraft server. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-hunting llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing Endermen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give out valuable loot in exchange for corn kernels.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky villagers who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding cakes. Trust us, it’s a blast!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we make illegal things legal! That’s right, you can finally fulfill all your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of getting banned.
Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground bunker filled with TNT and lava traps? No problem! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? We encourage it!
Join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). So come on down and let your inner rebel run wild. Just don’t tell the Minecraft police!
hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where every word is a palindrome if u r dyslexic enough. it’s like a whole new language, but with blocks and creepers.
join us on this server where pigs fly, literally. we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. who needs bacon when u can have bling, amirite?
our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, u heard that right. this chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs. talk about a clucking good time!
if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs. they may not have any flesh, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and palindrome-filled minecraft server. who knows what other surprises await u in this crazy world of blocks and mobs.
