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The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	170
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8989
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	4569	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Towns Built:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2810	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	927574
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	3292
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Towns Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE