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CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	8605
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	977574	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	126	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4403	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ores Mined:	8979	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	316

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2058	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Crops Grown:	1603
Players Killed by Monsters:	6507	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

WindowPeek Minecraft Server

Architecture, Buildings, cityscape, Clouds, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Ocean, outdoors, Peaceful, scenery, Server, SKY, skyline, sunrise, sunset, Trees, Urban, view, WINDOW, WindowPeek

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Farms Harvested:	134
Animals Bred:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!