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LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	165	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2313
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Turkey2Greece

Business, Crisis, Customers, Decline, Dining, Economy, Empty, eurozone, Financial, Food, greece, Hospitality, inflation, locals, neighboring, recession, restaurants, tourism, travel, turkey, Turkey2Greece

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	216
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s so lit, it’s like the Turkey of servers, except the inflation is like 91% of fun! Restaurants be half-empty cuz everyone be too busy mining and building on this server.

But don’t worry, we got you covered with some epic Greek vibes too. Join us and escape the madness of real life by diving into this virtual world where the only thing inflating is the fun! Plus, who needs real food when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels all day long?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will make even the craziest Greek myths jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RiseAndMineServer

daily planning, daily schedules, healthy habits, morning energy, morning habits, morning mindset, morning motivation, morning productivity, morning rituals, morning routine checklist, morning routine ideas, morning routine inspiration, morning routine tips, morning routines, productivity, ready to go, RiseAndMineServer, routine planning, self-care, Time management, well rested

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

u know wat u need in ur life? a minecraft server that is so lit it will make ur brain explode with joy. dis server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt.

wen u join dis server, u will be greeted by a band of dancing llamas who will guide u to ur very own castle made of candy. u can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs out of ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! dis server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants with excitement. u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to slay dragons and save the world.

so wat r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

ZonixMC

Anarchy, city, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	2

ZonixMC, a server for you to have fun with your friends, with Events, stories, wars, PvP and achievements!

Our IP’s:

Java: mc.zonix.com.br Bedrock: bedrock.zonix.com.br porta: 25565 PoJav: pojov.zonix.com.br

Discord: discord.gg/eDjf52UvPV

Version: 1.8 to 1.21 Pirate and Original.

mc.zonix.com.br

ShutUpMC Server

ANNOYED, be quiet, can’t stand it, cease speaking, enough already, exasperation, fed up, Frustration, hush, irritated, keep quiet, oh my god, please be quiet, quiet down, Server, shush, shut up, ShutUpMC, Silence, Stop talking, stop talking now, zip it

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking creepers that tell jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you have to go eat some cake made of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

ETH All In Minecraft Server

altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized applications, decentralized finance, digital assets, ETF, ETH, ethereum, financial markets, Investment, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, risk management, Server, short-term gains, smart contracts, speculative trading, tokenization, Trading

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crops Grown:	4500
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Runes Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Potions Brewed:	63

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special ETF trading feature that allows you to invest in virtual ETH and ETH shitcoins!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant Ender Dragon made entirely out of crypto! That’s right, we’ve combined the worlds of Minecraft and cryptocurrency to bring you the most epic gaming experience ever.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual crypto billionaire in no time! Just be careful not to get wrecked by a Creeper while you’re busy making those sweet ETH gains.

DaughterCraftTeacherDrama

angry email, complaining, DAUGHTER, DaughterCraftTeacherDrama, ear defenders, folic acid deficiency, investigation, Last year, mat leave, music teacher, numbness, pins and needles, safeguarding, school policy, school trip, SEN, Supplements, Teacher, tingling, Upset

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8602	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re on a wild school trip? Join our server now!

Just like the teacher in this story, we promise to keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Get ready for numbness and tingling in your legs (from all the excitement, of course) and occasional bouts of nausea (from laughing too hard at our hilarious jokes).

Don’t worry, we won’t let you leave the server even if you’re struggling to walk from all the fun. And if you ever need ear defenders, we’ve got you covered – just don’t tell anyone or the music teacher might get upset!

Join now for a school trip experience like no other, where every day is an adventure and you never know what crazy antics will happen next. Who needs a bus ride when you can journey through our virtual world and have the time of your life? See you on the server, where the only rule is to have a blast!

RedYeastRiceRiot

Accountability, Bosses, consequences, consumer protection, corporate responsibility, crisis management., deaths, health crisis, investigation, Japan firm, leadership, legal ramifications, pharmaceuticals, Public Safety, red yeast rice tablets, RedYeastRiceRiot, regulatory compliance, Resign, resignations, scandal, Tragedy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

haha come join our epic minecraft server, where the bosses are so scared of our red yeast rice tablets that they resign after 80 deaths! like, who even knew that could happen in minecraft, right? but seriously, these bosses couldn’t handle the heat of our crazy server where anything can happen. join now for a chance to take on the red yeast rice boss and show them who’s boss! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

ThongScratchCraft

Asshole, Body Care, clothing, discomfort, discomfort relief, fashion, hygiene, hygiene practices, intimate apparel, intimate care, Irritation, Itch, itch relief, personal hygiene, scratching, Scrub, Sensitive skin, thong, ThongScratchCraft, toothbrush, underwear

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Emeralds Found:	8941	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Yo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!

Redutu Network

Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, business management, Earth, Gaming, Gaming Community, Guster.ro, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Games, Popular, real world map, Redutu Network, Resource Management, Romania, Romanian Server, Server, Survival, survival earth, Tycoon

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Animals Bred:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Guster.ro is a popular Minecraft server in Romania, offering game modes such as Survival Earth (real world map), Tycoon (resource and business management) and BoxPVP (intense battles in a small arena).

GUSTER.RO

Tomoso Smp: Where the creepers are chill and the community is small… but mighty!

Active, BUILD, Chill, Community, Community Focused, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Friendly, Fun, java edition, Mighty, multiplayer, No Griefing, No mods, player-driven, PvP, Small, smp, Survival, survival server, Tomoso, Unique, Vanilla, vanilla based

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with select plugins
Plugins	Quality of life plugins
Economy	Diamond-based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join our server.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	We have general rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players, which are outlined in our Discord server.
Can I create land claims?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server to maintain the original Minecraft feel.
How do I participate in the diamond-based economy?	You can trade with other players using diamonds as currency or participate in player-run markets.