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LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

arms control, arms transfer, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CRV7, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, export, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military assistance, military equipment, military support, munitions, Peacekeeping, rocket motors, RocketCraft_CAUkr_FUN, security cooperation, Ukraine, WEAPONRY

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchantments Applied:	116
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4855
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Divine Spears Created:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	8409
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2451
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Votes:	2238
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Lunchtime Loners

Boundaries, Communication, coworker boundaries, coworker interactions, headphones, ignoring coworkers, Interruptions, Loners, lunch, lunch break, lunchtime, lunchtime etiquette, mental stress, office, office culture, personal space, Relaxation, Respect, salaried position, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement park, amusement park rides, amusement ride, doctor’s advice, Eastern Iowa, health, kidney health, kidney stone, kidney stone pain, kidney stone prevention, kidney stone relief, kidney stone symptoms, kidney stone treatment, KidneyStoneRodeo, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, natural remedies, passing kidney stones, Safety, Server, stone removal, thrill ride, Urology

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	9790
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

chilling, creepy, Disturbia, Disturbing, disturbing atmosphere, disturbing characters, disturbing content, disturbing imagery, disturbing plot, disturbing scenes, Gore, Horror, Movie, PixelPanic, Psychological, shock value, Show, Terrifying, Thriller, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, violence

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, billionaire, Business, CEO, compensation, corporate governance, electric vehicles, elon musk, executive compensation, financial news, innovation, Investment, Investors, Minecraft, MONEY, Musk, Musks, pay deal, record-breaking, Server, shareholders, stocks, Technology, tesla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?

join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!

XiNoSell2RusCraft

Allies, arms sales, Asia, China, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, weapons, Xi Jinping, XiNoSell2RusCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	236605
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!

MicroPlasticCraft

anthropocene, archaeological evidence, degradation, environmental degradation, environmental impact, fossil record, future archaeology, Giveaway, human remains, long-term preservation, MicroPlasticCraft, microplastics, plastic artifacts, plastic contamination, plastic decomposition, plastic materials, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic pollution legacy, plastic residue, plastic waste

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MICROPLASTICS FOR DAYS, YO! U WANNA DIG UP SOME FOSSILS AND FIND PLASTIC BOTTLES INSTEAD? WELL, DIS DA SERVER FOR U, MY DUDE! WE GOT PLASTIC TREES, PLASTIC ANIMALS, PLASTIC EVERYTHING! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD WHERE PLASTIC RULES AND NATURE DROOLS! TRUST ME, YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS BEFORE! #PLASTICFANTASTIC #MINECRAFTLOLZ